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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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lunch
what makes a better work-time lunch, hot food? or cold food? or both? please discuss with reference to specific examples.

alternatively, what's your favourite position? (get your minds out of the gutter, i mean for doing anything you like.)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:50, 201 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Cold food
crackers and caramelised onion houmous.

Alt: I like flopping on a sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I love a good flop.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
i'll just talk to myself and cavy then, fine - ooh and LOVELY amberl
hot food can make you sleepy but somehow feels more food-like. so maybe both.

i like lying horizontally across my bed on my front when i read.

caramelised onion houmous is a very good thing. i love it with toasted onion bagels or cheesy pizza crusts or poppadums too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
i think they are all preparing their lunch to talk about

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
caramlised onion houmous is the food of the gods
amazing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
^this
I'm trying to ration myself in regards to it since it is quite high fat/calorie, but it is far too tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I tend to eat soup most days
which is usually served hot. Cold stuff doesn't seem quite so filling.

alt: one foot on the monitor, guitar pointing at the rafters, face gurning
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I feel the same
cold food feels more like a snack, rather than a proper meal. Having said so, and as lately I can only stomach soups and purees, I've been eating gazpacho like crazy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I could do with some gazpacho right now
but I can never seem to find it readymade
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
there's a carton of Covent Garden Bloody Mary soup in the fridge here
was kind of curious about that. Surely any vodka would cook off when you heat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
I don't like hot tomatoe soup
for some reason, the tomatoe gets all bitter... it's so nice when it's just fresh.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
It's so easy to make
put a few tomatoes, cucumber and peper on a blender and blend; salt and oil, blend. Done. If you like it strong, add garlic and/or tabasco. If you like it without bits you'll have to pass it through a colander, but I love the bits, so it takes me 5 min to have it done. At the moment I'm doing around 2 litres every 2 days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
That sounds delicious
I might give it a try. How many tomatoes would you say to make it for three people?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
It's bloody delicious.
I might have a bash at it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
If it's 3 people like me...
you'll need a ton!

For the 2 litres I usually put 6 big mature tomatoes, half a cucumber and a pepper (better if it's not red or green, to give it more colour). The garlic, I try to avoid it, but a couple of cloves is what's the normal.

If you want to make it more traditional (and less healthy) you can add white bread when blending too. It'll make it more like a puree. Then you can serve it with boiled egg or serrano ham in cubes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Thank you!
Last time I had gazpacho it was the starter for a history dinner and served in tiny tiny dishes. My tutor was definitely debating licking the bowl I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I am so trying that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Cold if it's hot and hot if it's cold
As the air conditioning is always very high in the office, I usually go for hot food.

Favourite position? It depends on what I'm doing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I like heated up meat on cold salad, ham and turkey are good for this
Alt: I'm quite comfortable sitting cross legged.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
There's something wrong
about hot stuff on salads. For me a salad has to be cold. Although, I like a nice salad with a bit of grilled goat cheese on top.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I used to think that, now I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
whole foods on high st ken
does great warm salads. my brother had steak and stilton, even i thought that looked nice.

and yesterday i had grilled haloumi, stilton and walnut salad - that were ace.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I've never tried halloumi, and I'm not a fan of walnuts.
So I can safely assume your brothers would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
buy haloumi
slice it. put it on the grill until lightly browned. sprinkle with a little lemon juice. eat with tzatziki and hot pitta bread. orgasm.

slice it. put it on the bbq on skewers with pepper, onions, mushrooms, courgettes, aubergines and dead carcass of choice. orgasm again.

haloumi is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Or
Slice it, grill it, eat the whole lots with nothing else. Feel utterly unrepentant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Hmm, I live with a guy who does home made tzatziki (and also taught me how to pronounce it)
Might have to ask him to rustle some up!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
do it
haloumi really is awesome.

i don't like it cold though. it's like chewing rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I'm considering buying a griddle, would that be a way of cooking it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Yep
...with sweet chilli sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
yeah, it works quite well

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
that would do it too
i like it best of all piping hot and just drizzled with lemon juice, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I like a hot salad
like a nicoise or something

a hot poached egg goes nicely with a salad with chorizo in and stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
That's not really a salad, is it?
It's more like eggs with chorizo, with some vegetables under it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
how do you define a salad?
it's made with salad leaves and raw vegetables, that makes it a salad
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Salad
it's difficult to describe; mainly for me it needs lettuce, tomatoe and cucumber. On top of that, it needs to leave me feeling full, but not heavy. Any excess fat will spoil it and then it'll just be whatever with raw vegetables. A bit of chorizo is ok, but some "salads" I've ordered, where you get a full chicken breast, dripping in cheese and a bit of cooked lettuce under the cheese, well, that's not a salad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
What about potato salad then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I was quite happy with the one I did.
New potatoes, cut in half, bit of butter whilst they were in the pan, give them a shake to coat. Little bit of mayo, plenty of chives, done.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Sounds good to me
They are nice with pesto on too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
and very finely chopped raw onion
just a bit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
red onion or spring onion for preference

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
interesting
i have never tried this with spring onion. it will be done.

i was once making potato salad and pasta salad and rice salad (3 separate dishes!) as my starchy contribution to a bbq. my flat is on the second floor and i nearly dropped dead of shock when a voice said at the window:

"mmmmm. tatty salad."

fucking window-cleaners!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
haha
could've been worse.

could've been titty salad
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
i knew i was getting old
because he was indeed perving over my salad, not my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
that's the american version of salad
i.e. take [ingredient] liberally smother with mayo = [ingredient] salad
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Exactly
I wouldn't call it salad. It's more like a potatoeslaw.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
technically "salad" means something along the lines of "a varied mixture" i would say
but then it has connotations of being healthy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
something to do with raw veg

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
what about fruit salad?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
you make a good point
raw fruit/veg
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
well you could use the word not in a food context
same with "cocktail" - you could describe a mixed gathering, for example. there's a famous quote about the declaration of independence being a veritable salad of illusion and mistake, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I can see that with cocktail
but using salad for that would be weird IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
it would sound weird
and would be v crap writing, but it would not be technically incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
apparently the word comes from old french for "season with salt"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
fucking hell
that could be just about anything!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I'm not sure about what exactly constitutes a salad

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
chip salad is excellent
but I suspect that's just a sign of me being a fatty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Chip salad?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
step 1: get bag of lettuce
step 2: cook oven chips
step 3: eat and pretend its classy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Haha, dear oh dear!
Then again, I used Doritos to mop up the remainders of the salad I get, when it's at the point when you can't use a fork to stab it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Lettuce + chips = not a salad

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
totally is!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Agreed
Lettuce = salad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
No, it's just one ingredient on the salad
For me to be a salad it needs at least lettuce, tomatoe and cucumber. At least.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Cucumber is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Cucumber is weird
If it's good it's like chewing water. If it's bad, it's disgusting. Now, with a bit of salt and oil, it's not bad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Cucumber is shit
Bitter green water. Waste of fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Nothing is improved by cucumber.
Tuna/cucumber is acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
error
cucumber is fucking vile. The only thing worse is banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
fresh cucumber is lovely
but put it in anything where it sits for more than a short period and it ruins it by making it all soggy and watery
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
we've been through this I'm sure
some people can taste a chemical in cucumber. I am one of those people. It tastes fucking disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
that's a really shit pointless gene to have inherited
when we did genetics in biology we tasted a chemical and i was the only person in the class of 20 kids who could taste it. lucky fucking bastards, it tasted like anal rape. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
no one else in my family is like it as far as I know
it's only recently that I found out why it tastes so horrible to me.

It's really nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
ha, it must be a throwback from some long-ago ancestor
curling up his 19th century moustache at the sliced wafer thin cucumber sandwiches in queen victoria's parlour.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
haha
my forebears back then were aristos so it's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
What does anal rape taste of?
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
blood, cold stale cum and bleak despair
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I'll take you word on it
and hope that this is as close as I have to come to the experience. I wonder if the chemical I can taste in grape-fruits that makes them fucking foul is related to the one Vippers tastes in cucumbers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
that reminds me, I havea grapefruit
yes! well on my way to 5-a-week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
*shudders*
it must be a chemical, I'd swig nail varnish almost as readily.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
nail varnish remover always
smells pretty tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Same flavour as graipfruit
for me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
internet says no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
fuck the internet
if any one else tastes grapefruit as I do they would not be considered a food stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
shitting on a hedgehog
www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/man_defecated_on_dead_hedgehog_in_street_1_2894235
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I wonder why the hedgehog is relevent
surely shitting in the street is bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
the dead hedgehog's family
lodged the complaint
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
fuck those spiky bestards

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
it was you?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I cannot tell a lie.
This is bollocks, I'm actually quite a good liar, but I don't enjoy it, so usually don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I'd have been more upset if it was a live hedgehog.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
This^
Dead = inanimate object. You can shit on me once I'm dead if you like and it's not a problem, do it while I'm alive you might get quite a strong reaction though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
the horn?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Well all things are possible I suppose
and as it's never actually happened I cannot categorically state it wouldn't but, having been pissed on once and still being haunted by the memory to this day, I think not TBH.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
A banana?
Really? That's the worst thing you've ever eaten? A banana?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I fucking loathe bananas
I don't even like seeing someone else eat one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
What's wrong with them?
Too sweet? The texture? Maybe you've only had unriped ones.

I think you're the first person I know who doesn't like bananas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I couldn't even eat them as a baby.
I don't mind banana flavoured stuff, but I wouldn't choose it.

They just look and smell and feel disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
i only like them when they are still quite green and very firm
mushy brown ones are satan's cum
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
those ones are least offensive

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I like them all mushy and brown
well riped. I hate the green ones, the thing they leave in your teeth, makes them so annoying.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
just having this discussion is turning my stomach
as far as I can remember I have never tried to eat one without being made to by my mum when I was very young, and I expect it made me vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
You know what Uxbridge is like.
I'm just happy if it doesn't poison me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
i do miss popiandy's though
it's the most enormous amount of food for the most ridiculously cheap prices ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Going round Uxbridge precinct used to be a saturday afternoon treat.
Wild horses couldn't drag me there now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
"treat"?
where were you going there from, an iraqi prison???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Northolt.
Home life was much like an Iraqi prison, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Normally cold food on a weekday as it will be something brought in from home
Although today was some kind of Mexican chicken/cheese sandwich from Northumberland St which was very pleasant indeed.

Alt:
On the floor, using the settee as a backrest.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
i have a giant chocolate suede beanbag from john lewis
i like to sit on this in the position you describe
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
made from real chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
yeah right
like that would have survived long enough for me to get my arse on it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Hot food preferably, unless I'm having a yoghurt and fruit
Alt: Naked, covered in blood and sweat, atop a mountain made from the corpses of my enemies, howling my defiance to the Gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
you're not LARPing right now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
a larper is never not larping

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Life is a LARP with no time-outs or weapon checks

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
and a broken rules system

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I wouldn't get naked in front of LARPers

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I'm sure they wouldn't point and laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Most won't have seen a penis in many years

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
not even a year yet!
and there are always pictures on the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Speaking of which, have you seen the trailer for the new Conan film?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I have indeed
I shall definitely see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Looks rather magnificent, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
It certainly appeals to me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Oh man, without a doubt, that is the most coolest sentance I've ever read on here, or anywhere else for that matter.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
It reminds me of that Jet Lee film, 'the one', where at the end he's in a universe where everyone is constantly fighting and he is at the top of a tower and yells...
.... I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW YOU, YOU ONLY NEED TO KNOW ME. I AM NOBODY'S BITCH, YOU ARE ALL MY BITCH

and then some really cool NuMetal starts playing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I love you Gonz, you 'get' me, y'know?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
OH BOY !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
all I can remember about "The One" is the mouse with enormous bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
You know that book I always mention when I see you, because you remind me of one of the characters and I picture you when I read it?
Well, THE SEQUAL IS OUT SOON OH GEE OH GOSH, CAN'T FUCKING WAIT.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Ah yes, it was something about wizards, but not Harry Potter, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
The Magicions (only spelt right) by "Lev Grossman".
/ac =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I don't like to eat a lot at lunchtime as it makes me sleepy in the afternoon.
My favorite position is leaning on the windowsill waiting for visitors : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
alright Rapunzel?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I can see you there
with flowers in the window, the sunshine in your face, the birds singing... it's like a movie.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
+blue

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Hahaha!
Looking like Snow White?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGLrrTbF3t8
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Well that was interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Totally knew what you were going to link there.
this probably says something.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
A magnificent woman refers to herself as Snow White, I feel it only fair!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Aw fanks chuck : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I really fucking love your hair.
Your pic was awesome. You looked gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Thanks Kristine : )
The hairdresser was a lovely woman. She was more stressed about me getting my hair chopped off than I was.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Mine kept looking at me like I hadn't had my meds that morning.
I didn't even realise your hair was that long! I was surprised. You looked really very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I should have been more daring but I'll sort that out soon and get it cut further back.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Do what you like, but I think it really looks very very good the way it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
It won't look much different to now but I just feel better going a bit further.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
As the bishop said to the showgirl!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Well indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Hahaha!
Something like that, with a big smile in your face and the vapours coming from the pots in the kitchen.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I prefer cold, hot food is comfort food, I like it in winter but most days it makes me sleepy.
A sandwich and pickle are nice to have.

alt: I prefer standing or in a chair.
Actually, there's a fuck load of things I like to do, so how can I choose just one position?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Cheese and branston pickle are amazing together.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Have you had the Branston pickle cheese?
Also the Marmite one too?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Neither, are they good?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
The Marmite one is win
Pure win.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
What sort of cheese?
just any cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Cheddar is the one I'd tend to go with.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
i made my dad
jacket potato halves smothered in strong cheddar and sprinkled with jalapenos.

i can recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Again with the jalapenos
Sorry, I really can't stand them!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
i wonder if it's your brain or your mouth that is Wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I don't even know what a branston pickle is so I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
this is a thing you need to remedy
it's teh yum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
but claussen is the best pickle anywhere and I can have that any time I want soooooooo................

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I just had cold pasta with pesto and parmesan, with french bread
I'm in the South of France though.

CAAAAAAARBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Parlais vous Francais?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Un petit peu.
My french at the mo is limited to "That loaf of bread there, please" "Thank you!" and "I hate myself... pass the butter"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Poutain sac poubelle
means 'fucking bun bag'

I only know because I saw Shallow Grave with french subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
bun bag?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
bin bag
rubbish typing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Better than bum bag

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Last Tango in Paris lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Never seen that, but I assume it's not pretty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
anal
with butter for lube
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I just clenched a little.
Ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I can't believe its not BUTTer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Then my work here is done.
Also I'm posting from my phone and it's a huge pain in the arse. Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You probably need more butter then.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I set 'em up etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
No don't clench.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Gawd, I bet it was *spit* non home made hand rolled rubbish. Mama Domio would spin in her grave

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

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