Anyway, listen to this you bunch of arseholes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKl3xeBVY4
Like I said earlier, best song of the year by a million miles.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:44, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is that her GCSE music video?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I must be in a good mood
If you're making me laugh. Evenin' Rory
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'm tryin not to piss on Barrys parade here but that's what popped into my head, and as Roy Walker always says 'If you see it say it'
Who's the local hard gang round your way, is it the Peckham Massive or summit? Do they give you gyp on your way back from Waitrose?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Not a clue
My ex (who is a bouncer and used to work 'round this way) tells me there's a lot of Russian Mafia around here, and I think she mentioned some Nigerian gang or other, but I can't remember the name. anyway, not they do not hassle me, must be because I'm all hard and manly, or more likely because it's obvious I have nothing worth having.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

It's the infamous Nigerian Whites.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

well, you're local if memory serves, could be true
I wouldn't know, don't associate with criminal types.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

If you're up to fuck all for an evening you should so 'The Don on South London Gangs' round your way, and post your videos on /links
I'll be generous and give you two weeks to live
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Yeah, I think not.
right now mt neighbours ignore me, I ignore them, we are all happy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

It was done by herself, aye.
I think it's quite a decent effort for someone on their tod just doing it on their PC.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

She's not a patch on Baldmonkeys efforts

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

What the fuck has she done to her lips?

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

She's pouting Biggers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Trout pouting!
She's had them injected with something or my name isn't Big-girl's-blouse.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

She's tryin to be some waif like elf or some shit, unfortunately she's ended up with the few extra chromosomes look

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

looks like a cut-price Jordan

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

She'll soon be staring in videos with jizz all over her face once this music lark fall through

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

She is unbelievably hot.
I don't think she's done owt with her lips.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I can see what you see in her but she's a bit meh for me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

*finally watches Barry's video*
*gets about one 3rd the way through and gives up*

Sorry, Barry Rory has a point I am rather underwelmed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

No, I'm sorry, you're wrong.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)