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evening thread!
what can you see through your window?

What would you like to be able to see through your window?

Can you please think of a better thing to talk about than this
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:34, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I can see Canary Wharf to my right.
And the town hall directly behind my garden. Mega exciting init.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
fascinating
although it does mean I think you live near my little brother
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Justin Beebiyah.... who has a fragrance.... for women..... has an iphone app.... for that fragrance.
itunes.apple.com/us/app/someday/id437276908?mt=8
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
the world is fucked up
that's justin Beiber? He looks really girly
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
yes, but what does it do?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
It makes you lol when you go around installing it on other people's phones.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I love you Gonz.
I think I may have to marry you.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Bagsy the best man.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I can see you in a suit
Get's my vote.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
No, I mean bagsy I get the best man for myself.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
We haven't picked one yet as it happens.
Cavey might be a good choice, but if you've left you carpet munching ways behind you...
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
and it's never really been my thing
no offence blousie
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Sexist!
or should it be "gender preferencist!" I bet there's a snappy word for it. I know: Gayist!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I must be, and you know the worst thing?
I DON'T LIKE BOOBS!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I think I'm going off you.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
it was a big decision to come out
about it
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
*faints from shock*

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I don't know how I survive on this site

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Just because you have a disability doesn't mean we'll shun you.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I appreciate your tolerance`

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Speak for your self

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Come on CQ, it's takes all sorts to make a world.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)
You are Arnold Jackson.
AYKWWWTA
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I don't appreciate your intolerance

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)
I've no problem re-living those wonderful days for the right woman.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
OH MAN !
Do you have a sister with similar facial hair?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Totally applying for this
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=480962833204&set=a.436917508204.239696.130449513204&type=1&theater
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
L O mutherfuckin' L
you should, the guy on the cover even looks a bit like you,
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Totally just messaged on their wall, this could be the greatest thing if I can get in on the 2012.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
DO IT!!!!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
this
gonz, you should have SF take a photo of you while you're cooking, posing, with an oily chest
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
SF Moved out about 4 months ago now, but I want to do a cooking video to see if I can do that and make it entertaining.
Then maybe I could be like Valantine Warren, who is totally awesome and will be like Jamie Oliver in 10 years.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
I am so behind on b3tan times.
We need our own daily mail department so I can catch up on things daily.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
We're still mates, and get on well, it was just time to part ways. Meet quite a few times.
Right now it's just Me and TGB.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Does she let you walk around with an oiled chest?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Hahahah
a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262186_10100206316427048_2702999_50704593_3200372_n.jpg
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I do have a sister
but she has no facial hair. I will however point her in your direction next time she's single.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Woh', you're way less selfish than everyone here except Noel, who very kindly said I can date his Mum.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
In all fairness I should let you know
that her current relationship looks pretty stable and long lasting. I expect to be and uncle in a few years.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Oh man, I'm going to say that I'm not waiting that long, but at my current luck it wouldn't make a differance if I was waiting or not.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
A very dark sky, which matches my mood quite well.
I know it probably sounds stupid, but I'm really upset about Amy Winehouse.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Were you her dealer?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Can't say....

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I see trees of green.
Red roses too.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Evening Jeff!
Forgiven me for my wandering ways yet?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
NEVER!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
You really need to loosen up if you want to keep me you know.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I thought I'd already lost you.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Nah! I always come back to you.
Like a horny boomerang.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Oh. BIG BIG NEWS
Guess what!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Tsk, you'll never guess, so I'll save you wasting your time.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-14273203
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Fantastic!!!
It will be all shiny and new for us.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Well yes, although it has been open for ages, before it was officially opened.
It is worth pointing out that I now know of a few people who've been to the pier.

They've all said it's shit.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
We still have to go, just for the craic.
Good company makes even the shittest places seem like fun.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)
We're fucked then!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Pfft!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
And Roota said she'd kill me if I punched a donkey.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
what do they know?
nothing!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Greenery! Masses of it.
I love my view.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
*Lady garden lolz*

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Cheeky!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Hairy arse!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Fun fact of the day.
My arse is hairier than a gorilla's.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
If you shaved your arse and then stuck your arse hair on your face you wouldn't need ID!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Lol

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
haha

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
This'll be the all new, 'looking his age' Barry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ae2kYqg-E4
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
That is the only funny thing to ever come out of Soccer AM.
"To us, they're real people".
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
It was one of the rare highlights.
I'm amazed Soccer a.m is still on.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)
New Cross Road
Alt: The Sea

Alt alt: not really. I cooked stuff, I could talk about this if you like, not sure it's less dull though.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Ooo! yes. To see the sea from my window would be wonderful.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Yes, if they'd just move London to the coast...
I might except Brighton as a compromise one day.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Very expensive.
And full of homosexuals.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
So, like london then
but with better dress sense and more frustrated clunge looking for my special attentions?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
and more unicycles

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Yay!
I want a unicycle.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
my friend who lives in Brighton has one
he went out for a ride on it one day, before he got to the end of his road he'd been joined by two other unicyclists
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
OK, I'll for give your perverted ways
on the basis of this anecdote.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)
saved by unicycles
again!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I will get one one day
when it's cheap enough that I won't feel bad about never riding it.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)
my brother bought one in lidl

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
that would be about my speed
I reckon I should give it a go, how hard can it be. I can seen the interest passing fast though, see also Sinclair A-Bike
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Tricicle really

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I used to be able to in one or more of my previous houses

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Endless fields and cows. And a haze of smoke drifting out into the distance.
Alt: Kiera knightley naked and waiting.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
You sick fucker.
still if you're doing her at least I don't have to.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
She is luverrrrrllllyyyyyyy

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
if she put on about 4 stone maybe

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
And stopped sticking her chin out and pouting all the time.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Your hair looks proper tank girl . Love it.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Haha! Now that is a compliment.
Thank you : )
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
It really suits you mate!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Granted she is skinny but I still think she is proper nice
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Regarding Amy Winehouse.
At least now she can do her lines off the smoothest surface known to man. Jade Goody's Head.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
guilty lol

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I saw a picture of Goody in her wedding dress and I immediately fancied a game on badminton.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
allwais in r harts

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
My back garden, the setting sun, and if I get the angle right, Emley Moor TV mast.
I actually live in a very nice part of Wakefield.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
You live in a very WHAT part of Wakefield?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
a very wakefield part

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)
A very nice part.
You read that right. Wakefield has nice bits.

Should I do any more b3ta slashfic? Kristine wants me to do Dozer and Gonzo so she can frot herself into a frothing frenzy.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Next doors house, and Macclesfield behind it.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
What's happening next door?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Sorry to hear that.
Macclesfield is somewhere no one would ever miss if it disappeared. See also Doncaster, Swansea, Blackburn and Bolton. Actually maybe not Bolton because I've had some very funny trips there, which every time has ended up with someone getting a comedy tattoo because they were so out of it.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
can I get out of swansea before you bomb it, please?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Not if you're originally from there, no.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
no
i just ended up here
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I can't begin to express my sympathy for you.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
OK, pub quiz time
4 minutes until I leave

FACT ME UP
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I'm not going to Color you bad.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
OK, if we don't win, now
it's your fault
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
No it isn't.
It'll be your fault. You fault for not knowing the answers.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Anyway, listen to this you bunch of arseholes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKl3xeBVY4
Like I said earlier, best song of the year by a million miles.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Is that her GCSE music video?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I must be in a good mood
If you're making me laugh. Evenin' Rory
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I'm tryin not to piss on Barrys parade here but that's what popped into my head, and as Roy Walker always says 'If you see it say it'
Who's the local hard gang round your way, is it the Peckham Massive or summit? Do they give you gyp on your way back from Waitrose?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Not a clue
My ex (who is a bouncer and used to work 'round this way) tells me there's a lot of Russian Mafia around here, and I think she mentioned some Nigerian gang or other, but I can't remember the name. anyway, not they do not hassle me, must be because I'm all hard and manly, or more likely because it's obvious I have nothing worth having.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
It's the infamous Nigerian Whites.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
well, you're local if memory serves, could be true
I wouldn't know, don't associate with criminal types.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)
If you're up to fuck all for an evening you should so 'The Don on South London Gangs' round your way, and post your videos on /links
I'll be generous and give you two weeks to live
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Yeah, I think not.
right now mt neighbours ignore me, I ignore them, we are all happy.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
It was done by herself, aye.
I think it's quite a decent effort for someone on their tod just doing it on their PC.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
She's not a patch on Baldmonkeys efforts

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)
What the fuck has she done to her lips?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)
She's pouting Biggers

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Trout pouting!
She's had them injected with something or my name isn't Big-girl's-blouse.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
She's tryin to be some waif like elf or some shit, unfortunately she's ended up with the few extra chromosomes look

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
looks like a cut-price Jordan

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
She'll soon be staring in videos with jizz all over her face once this music lark fall through

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
She is unbelievably hot.
I don't think she's done owt with her lips.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I can see what you see in her but she's a bit meh for me.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
*finally watches Barry's video*
*gets about one 3rd the way through and gives up*

Sorry, Barry Rory has a point I am rather underwelmed.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
No, I'm sorry, you're wrong.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I can see the street
admittedly it is quite a nice suburban leafy street with nice big victorian and georgian houses...but I'd prefer it if I could see Fiji.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Evening berk.
How are you today, Any developments work-wise?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I'm alright ta
yourself? I turned down the London job, will probably be offered the Oxford job I went for last Friday, will probably turn down that as well depending on how the interview I have this Friday, also at Oxford and for a job I actually want, goes.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)
So exciting times!
Well don't turn down the other Oxford offer until you've had the interview this Friday.

It might be good if you can shoehorn in the 'berk is in demand' line, so a quick decision would be useful.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
No, I won't turn that down until I've had the other interview, don't worry.
but I am very keen and I know how to put that across without sounding desperate, and I've also thought of some good questions to ask. I know I interview well and I'm not terrified like I was for my PhD interviews.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)
That sounds really positive.
Is Oxford a location you'd be happy in?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Yeah, I think so
I'd move to Leamington (halfway between tennis boy and work, essentially) and commute. It's do-able. And of course the magical words on my CV, 'Oxford' and 'clinical trials' will look very good.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Would it not be easier to move to Oxford and then meet TC in Leamington?
You'll spend a fortune on petrol otherwise.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Trains my dear, trains
since I'd be on the train every day to and from work, I'd just stay on it and carry on up to where he lives, it's only 20-odd minutes, or about 20ish miles in the car. I will see him more often if I live in Leamington, Oxford is a long way to come if you're just popping over for the evening.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Well lets hope that this is a nice problem you have!
What sort of research is the interview on Friday for?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
There are three posts
two are working on a model system for typhoid infection, and one is testing samples from a pre-clinical trial for a new meningitis vaccine. I'd prefer the meningitis one.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Do you think you'd get a complex implementing a hot drinks system for some cat-walk girls?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I re-read that about four times before I understood what the hell you were on about
it did not get any more funny the more I read it.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Sorry.
I read 'typhoid' as 'Typhoo'and it sort of ran away with me.

Apols.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
What ho Berk
I totally made biscuits and they don't suck, they are actually quite nice, almost good enough for people not me!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Well done you
what flavour?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Fresh Ginger and honey
although you can't taste a lot of the honey
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
They sound good
I can send you a really good recipe for lemon curd biscuits if you like?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
*loves lemon curd*

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)
*coughs, Pulp*

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I won't ever say no to a recipe
I'm not big on Lemon curd but I can always be converted and up for trying new stuff. send away, do you need ans email addy?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Gazzed
on the proviso that you make them for Blousie, since she loves lemon curd.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Will do Miss Berk
*salutes*
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
nomnomnomnom!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Don't you mean 'gobble gobble'?

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Oi cheeky!

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
hehehehe
You love it!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Biscuits that suck are called rusks.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Evening berk.
How are you today, Any developments rebound-wise?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I'm afraid not, Gonz
it's all going rather well at the moment. *touches wood, no not that kind of wood*

How are you?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)
That's a pitty, mostly, for me at least. not for you, it's probably the oppersite of a shame for you.
I'm doing good thanks, about to make some dough for a few people coming over for dinner tomorow, so I can show off my new pasta making skillz.

Today at work I did something that they schedual 2 weeks for inside today (80% done) and tomo, the rest of what I have to do is easy. Plus I saw some super secret Twitter and Google Buzz stuff, with their new code things they're rolling out =)
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

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