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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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that's when I have to go to a meeting at which I will (probably) see him. I just think it's good to get the groundwork in
*not that I will actually ask him out, too much of a wimp
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)
why don't you send him an email? do some groundwork.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I only have his work email and he won't be in until start of term
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Aw shit, you are an internet special do some digging!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I did find his company website, but if I emailed that I would become 'obviously creepy stalker girl' rather than 'closet creepy stalker girl' and this has to not end in me losing the job I don't quite have yet
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
"dear person I've met a couple of times at meetings
As you may have noticed have have spent some quality time 'researching' you and your life and, after a few days of fantasising over photo I unearthed of you from a flikr pool, I was convinced by internet weirdos to contact you..."
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
if he replies to this, you have basically found the perfect man. Fuck pretending to be normal, he'll find out in the end anyway.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)
but, yes, it looks surprisingly accurate (until the bit when magic actually starts working)
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)
not really, I'm just crap.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Just to smack strangers in the face with rubber mallets.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
but who, here, has more experience of twatting people with pretend maces?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)
jokes about pre post-post modernism and the collapse of time and reality.
I think he is at the very least a bit geeky
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Never mind, just keep drinking until they focus.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)
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