anyone got a good example of a pleasant resignation letter?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:11, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"laterz haterz"
on the back of a blurred photograph of your genitals
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

perfect!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

are you resigning?
is the travelling getting too much? Can your bladder not take the long journeys? Did you get arrested for pissing on the side of the road?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I haven't been travelling anywhere for sometime now
do keep up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Oh sorry the tediuosnessess of it all got too much

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Dere Bos
Fuck u and fuck yore jobb. Im outta heer.

Your's
Dr P Howard-Faffington
Professor Emeritus
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Post them a 'bot dog' - they will guess the rest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

If you're serious, I probably have a copy of my last one on file somewhere.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

if I wasn't serious then it was the worst fucking joke ever

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Sorry, I have lots of shit on my thumb drive, but not that it seems.
I think I just Googled "standard resignation letter" and filled in the blanks anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

no worries, I've cobbled a couple of examples together.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I don't think it matters as long as you are courteous and factual
Probably good to lie a bit and say you've enjoyed you time with the company, as you'll want a reference out of them. If you're hoping they'll offer you more to stay you can site better salary as a reason for leaving, other wise just and offer too good to refuse' has a nice ring.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

time to move on is the angle I'm working
it's not about the money, it's about the boredom

the people here are nice though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

sounds good

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

you feel opportunities to advance/improve your skills are becoming limited there
something like that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I just saw a copy of my last one last night
I shredded it, sorry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Dear Boss
I simply cannot abide your bent face a day longer - I have no new job to go to, but even vagrancy is preferable to another moment spent in the company of your halitosis.

Your sincerely

Vippers off that there internet

PS I have been boffing your missus for the past year. Her arse now permanently looks like she has a pink sock hanging out of it. Enjoy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

not quite the angle I was going for

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Send them a REAL cornish pastie
just take it out of the Ginsters packet first, otherwise they'll know you for the fraud you are.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)