Go on, try on her
She's been explaining today how yesterday, my dead grandma told her to check some paperwork that my mum has been keeping for a while and she found this paper that says she doesn't have to pay anything to the Goverment for her. Details apart, I don't know how to answer an email that starts with "I was talking yesterday with your grandma..." when she's been dead for 1.5 years.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dear mum
my mate off of the internet wants to bum you.
p.s. your mother's dead get over it freak.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I once met someone in a mental home who spoke to birds and squirals.
Everyone told me I was wasting my time but after a few days of chatting in the smoking room I found out that she lost her entire family very young in a horrific accident, so when she went to the grounds she started talking to the animals (because only evil people talk to the dead; she believed in religion do strongly), and that was the only way her head could handle things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Yes but
Did you get any?

This is the important question.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)

There was a lady there who insisted I see her @designer vagina".
But I declined.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

My mother is very religious too
and one way of praying for her is to talk with her mum. Which I find surprising, as she barely spoke to her when she was alive.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah, I have to laugh too
They used to argue a lot, and my grandma always complained because my mother didn't want to talk to her. Oh, well, people changes...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Yup, it's like talking to yourself but you imagine someone else is at the other end of the conversation.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That's what I think
but of course, I'm not telling her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I'd go with
"Hi mum, I've been speaking with some nice doctors from that home for special people on your behalf. You're a special person, aren't you? Yes, you are. Well great news! You're going on a holiday!"

Etc.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)