^this
And the only time it wasn't summer in the seventies, it was christmas. Also trufax.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

^this
And we always had at least five inches of snow every christmas and the school radiators were always breaking down so we hardly spent any time at school in teh winter.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

And christmas presents always came in massive boxes
and we were never given socks and pants as presents. And Father Christmas wasn't called Santa, and he wasn't a paedo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

And the summers were always too warm and I looked good in hot pants.
I have the photo to prove it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I was quite possibly the roundest child you would ever have seen
There's a cracking picture of me, aged four, in massive granny pants and nowt else, squinting at the camera with the most amazing beer gut.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I looked quite hot up until the age of seven.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Good job Father Christmas wasn't a paedo, then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

God, could you imagine the scandal if he was? He's been working with children for centuries.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)