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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sands it was.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:38,
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Thought so.Anyway, yeah - triple velvet. Awful stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40,
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even with Izalyou'd have to go some to fling it all over the walls, surely...?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:48,
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I was exaggerating.really, if you're going to wipe your arse with triple velvet, then you may as well reach into the bowl for your shit and smear it all over yourself; the effect is pretty much the same. I thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my arse the first time I used it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:54,
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Luckily I cottoned on quicklyand NEVER BOUGHT THE GOD AWFUL STUFF AGAIN!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:10,
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