This may sound all flippant and stupid and shit
but make a list of the stuff you can do/have done

I just did one for tomorrow thinking I didn't want to miss stuff out. It's a page and a half long now and I feel much better about my chances.

Perhaps that'll give you some ideas of cool shit you can apply for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

probably not actually
it's all the same mundane shite that any other office person can do
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

but there must be stuff you're good at outside of work?
are you good with people? Good at communicating? Good at teamwork? That kind of shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I'm good at sitting in my pants, drinking wine and reading dirty books

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

"I have an interest in fashion and
am an amateur wine connoisseur. IN my spare time I like to indulge my passion for reading"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

pfffffffffffffffffft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

No. 1: Snowballing
...
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

PROFIT!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

that's the spirit
have you started to think of ways to subtly cunt them in the fuck before you leave?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'll probably make horrible coffee and fuck their shit ALL up

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

You can stop leaving your phone in the car too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3gvdszc
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I love this picture.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I'm so pretty :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

^this
Loosen all the nuts and bolts on stuff or something.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I don't want to cause them a lawsuit, blousie.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)