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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm getting laid off in a few weeks.
Send cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:41, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I was trying to cheer you up on the thread below
And you lay this on us.

What will you do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Kill my dog and myself.
Just kidding, I could never kill my dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Don't really know what to say here.
Normally I'm not short of ideas. I'd have suggested looking further afield but you've got a hound to support/home.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Sorry, I'm being very dramatic.
I just feel like I'm screwed because this came out of nowhere.
I mean, I had a feeling that something was going on, but they didn't sit me down and talk to me about it or anything, he just walked in and said "just so you know, you're going to need to find another job in about two weeks because Tony is coming to work here"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
who's this Tony?
and why does he get your job?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
because he's better at it than I am
because he's some sort of magic leprechan that brings good luck and fortune for the company
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
poison him

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
The Rubberbandits said that leprechauns eat snakes so I may buy him a bushel full to let me keep my job

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
heeeeeeee's grrrrrrrreat!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Sounds like a right prick to me.
I bet when he was being interviewed he was all like "Oh hello, my name's Tony and I'm brilliant!" then they were all like "oh wow, we bet you are!" then he was all like "I think this company and I will be a perfect match and have a long fulfilling relationship!" and then everyone swooned, vomited in ecstasy and passed out. Can't stand pricks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

off
Surely he should be paying YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
sucks!
what you going to do? Is this an opportunity to do something better/good/different?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I suppose taco bell is probably hiring.
Or Seven eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
there must be something better
what can you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I have absolutely no education other than a high school diploma.
I worked in retail for 5 years and here the other five.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)
where are you now?
5 years retail experience - you could look for assistant manager/managerial stuff in retail or at the very least pimp those customer service skills as something marketable for something else
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Doing clerical work for an auto shop.
Gawd I fucking haaaaaate retail.
I reckon I should see if the last place I worked is hiring since I know what I'm doing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Something involving working with clients?
organising stuff?

do they really get to only give you 2 weeks notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
in our state you can fire anyone without even giving them a reason
you could walk into work any day and they can tell you you have to leave, and you may never know the reason
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
God bless the land of the free

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
that is fucked up
I only have that because I am/was on a temp contract, on a proper on you get a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
it's proper fucking difficult to fire somebody here.
It's easier to make them redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Even if gross misconduct is alleged?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I didn't do anything gross or misconducty

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I never said or implied you did.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I know, I just wanted to say "misconducty"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I don't fully understand this
But do you have 401K?

Doesn't that confer some sort of job security?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Nope.
This is a small business, I don't even have insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Like Kroney said above
"The land of the free."

That couldn't happen in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
well it can and it is
thanks for the chatting guys
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Sounds like a throwaway comment
But you know where we are, K.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I genuinely meant thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I meant that my comment sounded throwaway.
when we've had a whip-round and imported you to the UK we'll have to teach you to understand what is sarcasm and what isn't.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I get it now.
soz, my brain has taken a dump
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Not surprising under the circumstances
I've just sat gazing at my screen for a minute thinking of something uplifting to say and I can't.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)
depends on the proof

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Even then you have to prove it.
Assuming you haven't been standing on your desk and pissing into other cubicles, it can be difficult to do so. They often pressure you into resigning.

Anyway, you're splitting hairs, hair splitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I'm told the term is usually used in call-centres to mean everything from mass murder to wearing odd socks.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
People in call centres
often are too young, too foreign, too apathetic to know or care what their rights are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
and the bastard companies that run them
know that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
And even if they did, once they lost their job they wouldn't be able to afford a solicitor anyway.
It's a daft way to run a company, there's no way you can make any kind of profit if you turn over half your workforce every month.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Call Centres accept
Around a 33% staff turnover every year, especially in areas with a high concentration of call centres.

It just happens. There's no shortage of call centre fodder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)
yeah, you have to be found doing something pretty stupid
huh huh..like I hear happened to my stupid ex husband....schadenfreudelols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
She's a mechanic, I thought
She won't be short of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I'm so not a mechanic.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
So I see
Admin experience is marketable, like the Captain says.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Go into catalogue modelling.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Modeling Gas masks?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3nzchza
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
fuck that shit
my housemate through my cheese away, the vegan prick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
was it because you can't spell properly?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Zing.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
p-r-o-p-e-r-l-y
"properly" what do I win?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
a smack

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
good luck affording the ticket to deliver it now!
Xxx
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Don't worry darling, each day the burning passion will grow, and so when we do meet you'll feel the power from each day of longing
and your face will fall off

XxX
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
sneak him some foie gras
I hear it makes vegans explode with indignation
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I can do one better than that.
A lad (massive prick with delusions of grandeur) who tries to knock about with us at football has just been convicted of being a nonce.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Sorry to hear this Krizzle
All you need is a one word CV with "AWESOME" written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Well, that sucks donkey balls.
Is it because your boss is a lecherous perv?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
nah, that's the other boss

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Tell the pervy one that if he doesn't sort it out for you
then you'll have him up for harrassment.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Sorry to hear that K.
Where one door shuts, another one opens. yadayadayada.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
That's terrible K
You're smart and resourceful, though, and that's not something many Americans can claim.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
That puts her in a very narrow percentile.
And I should know, having met hardly any Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
It'd put her in a very narrow percentile over here too.
The majority of the British public are thick as pigshit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Most of them are walking cases against democracy and free speech.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
curmugeonly subthread is curmugeonly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
we're old and set in our ways

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Excuse me?
Would you mind not interjecting my casual racism with your "people are fucking thick the world over" bleeding heart left wing liberalist pinko agenda?

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Besides it's not racism, it's xenophobia.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
It totally is racism
they're mostly daygos there now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Screw you, Kroney.
Screw you with Darth's.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
MORE Darth-bashing
OMG b3th you are such an internet bully!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Has our resident shrinking violet been getting upset again?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I haven't actually heard from him since Friday.
He could well be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
See, you've bullied him off the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I've probably bored him to death.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I thought they were bff and everything
I do NOT approve
tinyurl.com/2bbtswx
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
God, you're not seriously telling me that not only are you my genetic inferior
in almost every conceivable way, but that you also have the profound misfortune to have been born a spic?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I most certainly am not
That was just a reactionary reaction to your racism.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
But I was being so reasonable. You really are worse than Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
YOU JUST SAID SPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I know, sounds cute when I say it in my accent, doesn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
It's okay I hate mexicans too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I'm not actually a racist, you know.
In fact I roundly loathe practically everyone that isn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
..and even then
he did punch the mirror once for calling him a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Scott Dizic lolz
I am going to be the only who gets this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
because you're the only one that Keeps up with the Kardashians?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Apart from you obviously
I should have known, really. You have terrible taste in television.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Actually I only know because I saw something about him on the daily mail.
AND I HAVE GREAT FUCKING TASTE IN TELEVISION, YOU TWAT
I don't even watch cable, and Kardashian is sooooo cable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

SPIC EEEEEEGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
If it cheers you up at all
I think I found Monty's Blog:

A review of HBO's A Game of Thrones without having watched it

"Related to this, fantasy is the genre most profoundly indebted to "magical thinking," a type of animistic supernaturalism that Freud associated with small children and the insane. "
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I haven't watched it
and I know he's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
All I know is some people be tripping.
Fuck them K, fuck them to hell and back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
YEAH.
Ah man, I'm so out of it now. All I can do is huff and rub my brow.
I must be getting old.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
This may sound all flippant and stupid and shit
but make a list of the stuff you can do/have done

I just did one for tomorrow thinking I didn't want to miss stuff out. It's a page and a half long now and I feel much better about my chances.

Perhaps that'll give you some ideas of cool shit you can apply for
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
probably not actually
it's all the same mundane shite that any other office person can do
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
but there must be stuff you're good at outside of work?
are you good with people? Good at communicating? Good at teamwork? That kind of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I'm good at sitting in my pants, drinking wine and reading dirty books

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
"I have an interest in fashion and
am an amateur wine connoisseur. IN my spare time I like to indulge my passion for reading"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
pfffffffffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
No. 1: Snowballing
...
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
PROFIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
that's the spirit
have you started to think of ways to subtly cunt them in the fuck before you leave?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I'll probably make horrible coffee and fuck their shit ALL up

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
You can stop leaving your phone in the car too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3gvdszc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I love this picture.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I'm so pretty :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
^this
Loosen all the nuts and bolts on stuff or something.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I don't want to cause them a lawsuit, blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Right,
Well I've been OUT to work and been to the pub and I reckon your boss sucks donkey cock K.

All I would say, is that you're probably of an age where your experience, rather than your education is far, far more important.

Captain. Hope you're prepared for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
i hope so, too
It's between me and one other person. I may have to poison her before hand
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Oooooooooooh good luck Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
You're so wraped up in your own, insignificant world.......
only jestin'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I actually know very little about what's going on tomorrow and it's only because of fb.
I only know it's an interview.
Perhaps because I'm self absorbed tinyurl.com/3rluz9p
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
hey, I feel like I've been going
'wah wah wah interview' on constant loop since Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
We've all beakered.
It's your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I think it's best to wait for the
"I'M SO GRATE!I'M SO GRATE!" or "OMG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! I HATE ME" which will happen tomorrow or thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Well, whichever one it is
I hope there is alcohol and company planned.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
oh
I didn't plan that far in advance. Tattoo on Thursday, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
What are you having done Captain?
Blousie already has 'Property of Jeff The Dog Fucker' on her arm, so you are somewhat limited in getting something cool, from what I can think.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I reckon I'll have a big cock tattooed on my arm
at least, that's what I've told some of my mates. I may photoshop this up and see who falls for it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
with "you must be at least 'this' big to ride"
written underneath
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
in comic sans

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
nasty

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
sorry lovely, I must not be paying attention
plus the 5 hour time gap may have an affect
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
pff! no need to remember shit like that
as I say, if I get it I will not shut up about it FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
It's not that I don't remember, I genuinely didn't know about it.
I'm sorry.

I remember you talking about possibly being sent to the Amazon, is it to do with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
really really don't apologise
The Amazon thing is a trip I'd probably arrange via the college, although I don't think I have to, although it is meant to be for teachers and lecturers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Are you interviewing for a new job? I AM SO LOST :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
interview tomorrow
for job I've been doing as a supply lecturer for a year and a half. It's expected I'll get it, but not 100% as they work on a points system for the interview, so I have to not fuck up. Also, do a lesson for 20 minutes.

If I get it it'll be my first full time, permanent job in 10 years and the first time I'll have a salary (or earned over £20,000) and it'll be like I'm a grown up.

If I don't get it, I'm fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
YOU SO GOT THIS SHIT GURRL

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
i hope so :)
that list I wrote earlier helped lots
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
cheers
if I don't get it it means I fucked up pretty bad - I've been doing the job since February last year. still convinced I'm going to sabotage myself somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
If you want to dump her in the Bristol channel, we'll fish her out at the great pier bash.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I'm not touching two-month-old corpse
even for Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I wouldn't sleep
I didn't really last night either. I work up and wandered round the house until I realised it was 3am. Could explain why I was so screwed up this morning

I did try and have a nap earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Have a beer, relax. Go to bed.
No harm in having a medicinal beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
going with too much orange juice instead
I'm going to be chock full of vitamin c by tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Thanks Jeff.
Theff.

I think I'm going to apply to Fridays
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Seriously, gaz me you general 'skills and experience' garb.
There is no one less qualified than me on here. And I'm getting by okay.

I might be able to help.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
ta jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
No problem.
*Says Mr. No Qualifications*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
but but but
then you'd have to deal with the General Public! and they suck.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Especially the male ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I might send my resume along with the roommates friend

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
didn't Monty say he was interviewing people for an admin job?
there you go, sorted.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/pijobf4e8h-t.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
this picture is excellent
and very useful for many occassions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
well I'm not gonna

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Well, fuck that shit, yo.
Fuck that shit *right* up.

I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Also
Good luck tomorrow, Cavy. I'm sure you'll be absolutely fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I'll do my best, thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Same here!
Knock em dead.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
*Waves*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Hello hon : )
Howyadoing?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I'm a bit wobbly Mrs Lovely.
Long day. Long, long day.

But I've eaten now.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Tired but happy.
Collected my sister from the airport. She's over from Tenerife for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Woo! Blousie gets sister time.
*I trust this 'sister time' won't get in the way of your weekend plans*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
She's off to Leeds this weekend to see friends so it's not a problem anyway.
They working you hard then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I always work hard Blousie.
The problem being, these people want to see me working hard, rather than just being guided by results.

On the plus side, going to bed at a sensible hour and waking up accordingly doesn't seem to be doing me any harm, rather than reacting to peaks of activity and working all night, and then no need to do anything for 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
And your health?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Middlin'
Not too bad, not outstanding. But I should be more than well enough to take you RIGHT UP THE PROMENADE!

Although I would like to make it crystal, on days I don't work, I don't get paid. So you'll be getting 'double Jeff' weekend Jeff - Woo!' and 'miserable as sin, unpaid Jeff'

Expect someone unusually polite and pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Woo!...............I think : /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I might still be a miserable cunt.
Right Blousie.

I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Me too soon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Bouncing baps!
I'm off to try and sleep some.

Thank you, everyone, for being lovely - I'll report back tomorrow sometime
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Fuck off. LARPER
(Just so you don't drop your guard).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
fucking shocker mate, sorry to hear your news.
I met a lovely lady in the tattoo parlour today. I will ask for her number tomorrow as she is in at the same time as me again!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Mind how you ask her for her number.
You might never get rid of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
evenin Jeff, good day?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Evenin all
Rotten Luck K if you're still around.

Good luck fro tomorrow Cap'n if you're still around.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Guess I smell then
Boobies, night all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)

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