Right,
Well I've been OUT to work and been to the pub and I reckon your boss sucks donkey cock K.

All I would say, is that you're probably of an age where your experience, rather than your education is far, far more important.

Captain. Hope you're prepared for tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i hope so, too
It's between me and one other person. I may have to poison her before hand
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Oooooooooooh good luck Captain.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

You're so wraped up in your own, insignificant world.......
only jestin'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I actually know very little about what's going on tomorrow and it's only because of fb.
I only know it's an interview.
Perhaps because I'm self absorbed tinyurl.com/3rluz9p
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

hey, I feel like I've been going
'wah wah wah interview' on constant loop since Friday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

We've all beakered.
It's your turn.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I think it's best to wait for the
"I'M SO GRATE!I'M SO GRATE!" or "OMG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! I HATE ME" which will happen tomorrow or thursday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Well, whichever one it is
I hope there is alcohol and company planned.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

oh
I didn't plan that far in advance. Tattoo on Thursday, though :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

What are you having done Captain?
Blousie already has 'Property of Jeff The Dog Fucker' on her arm, so you are somewhat limited in getting something cool, from what I can think.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I reckon I'll have a big cock tattooed on my arm
at least, that's what I've told some of my mates. I may photoshop this up and see who falls for it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

with "you must be at least 'this' big to ride"
written underneath
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

in comic sans

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

nasty

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

sorry lovely, I must not be paying attention
plus the 5 hour time gap may have an affect
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

pff! no need to remember shit like that
as I say, if I get it I will not shut up about it FOREVER
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

It's not that I don't remember, I genuinely didn't know about it.
I'm sorry.

I remember you talking about possibly being sent to the Amazon, is it to do with that?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

really really don't apologise
The Amazon thing is a trip I'd probably arrange via the college, although I don't think I have to, although it is meant to be for teachers and lecturers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Are you interviewing for a new job? I AM SO LOST :(((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

interview tomorrow
for job I've been doing as a supply lecturer for a year and a half. It's expected I'll get it, but not 100% as they work on a points system for the interview, so I have to not fuck up. Also, do a lesson for 20 minutes.

If I get it it'll be my first full time, permanent job in 10 years and the first time I'll have a salary (or earned over £20,000) and it'll be like I'm a grown up.

If I don't get it, I'm fucked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

YOU SO GOT THIS SHIT GURRL

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

i hope so :)
that list I wrote earlier helped lots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

cheers
if I don't get it it means I fucked up pretty bad - I've been doing the job since February last year. still convinced I'm going to sabotage myself somehow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

If you want to dump her in the Bristol channel, we'll fish her out at the great pier bash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I'm not touching two-month-old corpse
even for Cavy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

oh :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I wouldn't sleep
I didn't really last night either. I work up and wandered round the house until I realised it was 3am. Could explain why I was so screwed up this morning

I did try and have a nap earlier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Have a beer, relax. Go to bed.
No harm in having a medicinal beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

going with too much orange juice instead
I'm going to be chock full of vitamin c by tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Thanks Jeff.
Theff.

I think I'm going to apply to Fridays
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Seriously, gaz me you general 'skills and experience' garb.
There is no one less qualified than me on here. And I'm getting by okay.

I might be able to help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

ta jeff

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

No problem.
*Says Mr. No Qualifications*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

but but but
then you'd have to deal with the General Public! and they suck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Especially the male ones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I might send my resume along with the roommates friend

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

didn't Monty say he was interviewing people for an admin job?
there you go, sorted.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/pijobf4e8h-t.jpg
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

this picture is excellent
and very useful for many occassions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

well I'm not gonna

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)