I'm going van shopping on saturday
I'm going to get me a fancy shiny van with some big fucking wheels.

this is not a joke.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you get shot of your car in the end, then?
n.b. Put spinners on it.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

spinners a ring

If you like it, that is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

no, but I will do
I suspect it may well be the thing you suggested that is wrong with it, but it's expensive to replace, and there's a host of other shit wrong with the car as well.

no. but if I get the one I have my eye on it's already got 20" alloys
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

ur Westwood AICM something something

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I'd be willing to place money on it, Vippers.
They're expensive and prone to breaking if you remove them, so it's a bit of a cunt all round. If I lived anywhere near you, I'd be willing to take a look and see what I could do to help you dodge garage charges.

But I don't.

So I won't.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I appreciate it anyway
a quick search on the internet for it found someone looking to replace one who described their problem for more like what we have been having than anything else we'd seen.

the car is on its way out though, and with new jobs we may as well buy a fancy van, as that is the plan anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

ur BA Baracus AIM something about 'crazefuuhs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

quit yo' jibber-jabber

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Best numberplate ever
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

What I like about this picture is how it can be seen from Mars.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

On the site I linked it from, it looked a lot smaller.
Hence the now linkage.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

BA Baracas would not be seen dead behind the wheel of a Hyundai.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Did you get married yet? Did I miss it? I want to do that banging on the window thing
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

you've got 6 weeks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Phew, I'll practice my window banging and name screaming.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

ur Heathcliff AIM 'Penistone Crag'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You can do that for mine too if you want
There's plenty of time to prepare and practice for that one.
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

ah but
she's not madly in love with you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Give me two nights, some chains and a cabinet of psychotropic drugs

( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

no, I need them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I might shout roota's name
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

oh baby yeah
*daydreams*
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)