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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't worry monty,
I'm here now. I'm off to your shitty neck of the woods today. Actually I'm probably nowhere near you but london is an incomprehensible size for a backward northerner like me.

Is it too early to discuss weekend plans? I've no idea what to do in London besides visit the hummingbird bakery.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:46, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm going van shopping on saturday
I'm going to get me a fancy shiny van with some big fucking wheels.

this is not a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Did you get shot of your car in the end, then?
n.b. Put spinners on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

spinners a ring

If you like it, that is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
no, but I will do
I suspect it may well be the thing you suggested that is wrong with it, but it's expensive to replace, and there's a host of other shit wrong with the car as well.

no. but if I get the one I have my eye on it's already got 20" alloys
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
ur Westwood AICM something something

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
I'd be willing to place money on it, Vippers.
They're expensive and prone to breaking if you remove them, so it's a bit of a cunt all round. If I lived anywhere near you, I'd be willing to take a look and see what I could do to help you dodge garage charges.

But I don't.

So I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
I appreciate it anyway
a quick search on the internet for it found someone looking to replace one who described their problem for more like what we have been having than anything else we'd seen.

the car is on its way out though, and with new jobs we may as well buy a fancy van, as that is the plan anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
ur BA Baracus AIM something about 'crazefuuhs'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
quit yo' jibber-jabber

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Best numberplate ever
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
What I like about this picture is how it can be seen from Mars.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
On the site I linked it from, it looked a lot smaller.
Hence the now linkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
BA Baracas would not be seen dead behind the wheel of a Hyundai.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Did you get married yet? Did I miss it? I want to do that banging on the window thing
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
you've got 6 weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Phew, I'll practice my window banging and name screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
ur Heathcliff AIM 'Penistone Crag'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
You can do that for mine too if you want
There's plenty of time to prepare and practice for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
ah but
she's not madly in love with you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Give me two nights, some chains and a cabinet of psychotropic drugs

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
no, I need them

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I might shout roota's name
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
oh baby yeah
*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Where will you be? Fancy a pint?

In a non-Marc Almondish way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Aww thanks
But I'm going to be in bloomsbury for a poker party and wiggy's buying me dinner tonight so I think he'd be a bit annoyed if I met up with the internet. He considers b3ta to be my other man, collectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Ah bollocks.
I'm going to have to murder a fucking stranger then.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
The British Museum is on Bloomsbury.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Yeah, thanks for your help with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
She said she didn't know what to do in London,
you unbearable cur.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Go and see The Woman In Black
Wear incontinence pants
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
hey! you've recovered from the MASSIVE
insult that b3th caused you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Honestly don't know what you mean babe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I don't know what the insult was
but I wouldn't take that kind of thing from her. I'd retaliate with insults right to the very heart of her psyche.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
You make it sound like that would be an unusual thing for me to do
And with good reason
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
it was on fb
she totally dissed anyone who'd ever been on a quiz show
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
I am shocked and appalled
and checking this out

EDIT: that's really fucking funny actually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
ah
I'm not on facebook anymore. Too many b3tans. I was actually quite gutted I missed Darth's WL showing. Sounded like it was a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I was fairly mortified watching it
I look like I'm the dullest, most serious bastard ever. In fact, I was shitting myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
That explains why Gary Linekar appears so boring on TV
He's still constantly soiling himself.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Hahaha
That's brilliant. Now explain Bruce Forsyth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
carehome outsourcing?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Irresponsible, that
I blame Nick Clegg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
You, ya cunt!
I need to talk to you. When can I call you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Now?
I'm unemployed remember :)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I know someone who's celebrating a birthday on Saturday in London
and you know him...

I'll be shoe shopping before and then go to the pub to meet him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Before the shoe shopping, though
I need to choose which dress I'll be wearing to my friend's wedding. What do you think? You can choose between this:

us.asos.com/ASOS-ASOS-MATERNITY-Chiffon-Kaftan-Dress/wby4n/?iid=1575033&cid=5813&Rf900=1465&Rf-200=1&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Babyred&mporgp=L0FTT1MvQVNPUy1NQVRFUk5JVFktQ2hpZmZvbi1LYWZ0YW4tRHJlc3MvUHJvZC8.

and this:

us.asos.com/ASOS-ASOS-MATERNITY-Short-Sleeve-Jersey-Wrap-Bust-Dress/w3l5n/?iid=1597195&cid=5813&Rf900=1465&Rf-200=8&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Purple&mporgp=L0FTT1MvQVNPUy1NQVRFUk5JVFktU2hvcnQtU2xlZXZlLUplcnNleS1XcmFwLUJ1c3QtRHJlc3MvUHJvZC8.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
go with the purple one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Really?
But the red is pretty!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
I think the purple one is nicer
looks to be a more flattering cut as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Oh, well, you're probably right
I just like red. I have to try them on, as I bought them online and don't know how I'll look on them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
I agree with the smugmeister
the purple is nicer. this means you should probably get the red.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
don't be absurd
I'm a style guru
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
You're usually right about style stuff
So at the moment I'm going for the purple. I'll let Mark have a say tonight too and then decide.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
thanks :-)
usually best to try them though!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
I will
and let you know the veredict tonight.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
the red one looks nice and breezy though,
and if it's going to be hot I'd go with the red one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
It'll be hot
and sticky; it's in Spain after all. I love red; just don't want to look like a slut. And these models are well tall, so for me it'll probably cover the knees.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I have to say that I like the purple one too.
It will show off your lovely boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Hahaha
Lovely boobs... that's yours, not mine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I vote for lovely boobs
Wait... What was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
My vote for the red one
It's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
ooooh who's that then?
chompy said something about seeing DG
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
The Supreme Crow
shall I send you the invite through FB? He said to tell other people, and you're nice and sexy, so he should be alright :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Haha thanks, I probably won't be able to make it but I've added him on facebook now so he can invite me to future awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Oh, he's going to be upset with me
I forgot he's trying to keep that FB thing secret. F*ck
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Oh, that's alright. It's not a secret per se, I'm just not making a big song-and-dance out of it

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Well, now you are
I predict you'll be getting a lot of friend requests in the next few hours.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Yeah, after I dropped the alias and admitted it was actually me,
I got a deluge of 20 or so over the course of that afternoon and evening.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
it's because we think you're a bit ace.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
You're too kind
Though as Aber suggested, it probably didn't help that "someone" promptly went and tagged me in a load of pictures.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Women
Pfff, they can't keep a secret.

Oh, wait...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Not to worry, Poppet already said about it!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Oh, I missed that, good
It feels as if I'm saying the wrong thing all the time today.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I'm meant to be getting hammered with friends
But I doubt that'll be happening now, so probably nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
ur Peter Sutcliffe etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
AICM 25 years to life.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Hello!
today I'm going to shampoo my guinea pigs. At the weekend I'm off to see some pictures what I did in an exhibition (less exciting than it sounds - 399 other people are in it, too)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Can you do that to guinea pigs?
I know that hamsters die if you wash them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
hamsters can catch cold if you wash them an don't dry them properly (and they don't usually need it)
guinea pigs are tougher. My guys stink at the moment, I've got proper guinea pig shampoo and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Really?
Pig shampoo? Mark used to have guinea pigs and I don't think he ever washed them. They were lovely; so cute and soft.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
i think they're mostly OK
but for some reason they honk at the moment - they just had their balls cut off so I wonder if it's some kind of hormonal thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

My gerbil had his tail bitten off by another gerbil and afterwards he grew huge balls, I think he was compensating
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

do they make really cute noises? I once bathed my sister's ferret (not a euphemism) and he hated it so much he clawed his way up my arm and into my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
they do
although at 4am when they suddenly squeak loud, it makes me jump. One started losing his voice the other day, that was cute
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Phwooar I'd like to see you shampooing your guinea pigs alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Don't worry, Monts
I'll be providing hot, wet guinea pig pictures later
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I wonder what they's look like if you shaved them.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
very cross pigs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
this would be funny
do it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
no!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I'm going to the movies with a few friends..
Finally getting around to seeing Harry Potter 7 part 2. And then I'm going to be all studious and stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Don't watch it in 3D
the film is great, but the effects in 3d aren't so much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
I know...I saw the part 1 in Shakespearetown and it was in three dee there and I didn't like it much.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Yeah
The 2d tickets were sold out when I went, so had to go for 3d... it made me sick at times.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
3D sucks
except for on Tron.

It's ruining film.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah I hate it, I had to see transformers in 3d and I felt like I had vertigo
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
it gives me headaches.
there is no point to 3d unless it's in an IMAX theatre.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Film is already ruined.
It was fatally wounded by 'Withnail' - the coup de grace was delivered by 'Stop or my mom will shoot'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
HOW VERY DARE YOU!
Stop or my mom will shoot is a fucking MASTERPIECE!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
In all seriousness, I'd rather watch that
than Citizen Kane.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Whilst you have to wear those glasses, it's always going to fail.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
indeed
what's worse is when you have to wear them over your other glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Hey - it's not Kitty's fault, OK?
Some people just have faulty eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
And Avatar?
Aren't you forgetting Avatar? Oh, Gosh, I wish I could live in Pandora and be happy surrounded by nature!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I didn't think it added all that much
the effects were excellent anyway, without the 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Gosh, me too.
All the forest spirits could live in harmony!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Oh you utter wanker.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Hey - I'm not responsible for that patronising heap of blue wank.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
If you were there
there wouldn't be harmony, you know that, don't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Bugger, missed a new thread starting
and tried to show Monty this: johnl.org/2009/08/27/stalin-vs-hitler/ in the old thread, but I'm linking it again here, because it's awesome and the good guy wins in the end, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
That is fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
*feels validated*
Thought you'd like it. I'll have to see if there's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
it really is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I'm meeting the rough side of my in-laws
And then going to the Fringe for a couple of days. w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
I personally think they'll be a joy compared to my mother's side.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I might go to Borough Market for lunch.
But I'm not doing it on my own. If only I had friends. Well, if only I had their fucking mobile numbers saved on my new phone.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
I'm thinking about going to Borough Market on Sat for lunch too
if only we were friends.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I just read your profile (nosey cunt, me)
We could be friends yet. I'm Spanish too. Well, half. We could meet at that mint tapas place by the Globe pub and talk about bull fighting.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Hahaha!
and Flamenco.

I've never been in the market and have no much idea about London. The plan is to go shopping with Mark and stop at the market for lunch at some point, but haven't got a clear idea of when.

When are you planning to be there?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Go to Roast to eat.
It's dear but good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Roast, right
that thing about I don't know the place... Where is Roast?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Borough Market sweetie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Ah, ok
right, thanks for the advice, then. I'll do my best to find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Today I think.
I haven't been for a while. In fact I might have a wander round town aimlessly cos I'm so bored. Borough Market then walk up to Holborn to check out a few shops.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Oh, I see
as we were talking about weekend plans I thought you meant you'd be going at the weekend.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
If I don't go today I'll be going Borough Market on Saturday.
I have thought about it far too much to miss out this weekend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Well
let's us know and we can try to arrange something, although, as I said, we don't know for sure when we'll be going.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)
That's two minutes walk from my house.
(you mean on Columbia Rd, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Is that an
"I WANT TO GO TOO!!!!" ?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
It's good tapas, from my limited experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I'll have to try them and score them for you.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I've been near your house.
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)
*shuts basement door*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Did you see my blue plaque?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Yellow-brown caries, more like.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
No but I saw your no hawkers or black people sticker in the window.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
Nah I mean the one under London Bridge.
Think it opens at 5am on weekdays, strange place but has excellent toilet facilities.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Brindisa
Fucking expensive!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
I only go with my old man so thankfully avoid seeing the bill.
Although I took a girl once before I showed her round town (she's from Sunderland), I genuinely considered just leaving her and legging it when we had to pay.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
It's absolutely top notch food.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
She was from Sunderland though, there was no need.
She'd have been impressed by Chicken Cottage.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
She'd have been blown away by your bum licking skills.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)
I would have thought it was fairly obvious
*coughs*
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23766
*coughs*

EDIT: And I see Aber's already pimped the event for me. Much obliged.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
If I were still there I'd go.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I think you have a reasonable excuse

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Lusty is moving in to mine for a bit on Sunday.
This means her mother is coming round to help - therefore my Saturday will be devoted to panic-strickenly disposing of evidence and cleaning, I fear.

I cannot risk accidentally getting lashed up and not doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
That's quite alright, old chap.
I must admit I'll be trying not to get too Sutcliffed as I also intend to finish a chapter this weekend.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Accidentally lashed.
Hahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
"Ah, thank you Mrs Lust, I was looking everywhere for my large, rippled, black back massager."
"And my spare bag of talcum powder."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Those? Those are, er, headache pills.
No, no you can't have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
You're welcome

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
That party that I mentioned................in my pants.....................I'm having it this weekend................and none of you are invited.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Ooh, is that the one with lobsters?
Make sure they all have a party hat. You don't want an upset lobster in your pants.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
There'll be no crustaceans in my pants.
This weekend or any other.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/chattingup/post590958
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
That's fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
U = Cheggers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
enjoy the hummingbird bakery
They're the sweetest cupcakes ever. And near Bodeans.

This weekend it is drinks with hatd, and not much else. I'm making dinner for a friend tonight though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I have new plans for this weekend
I have to plan how I'm going to murder someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
The world does not contain enough palms or faces
To adequately express what a fucking retarded statement that is.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Morrissey in "being a prat" shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
I don't know if he's retarded or just likes to be the centre of attention.
I hope he's retarded and that he's taken to care somewhere far away and without microphones.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
He's a vegetarian
quite a lot of them are retards, see also: cyclists
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Ey, ey
I used to be a cyclist and not a retard.

It's going to be more into it than being a vegetarian. BGB is a quasi veggie and she wouldn't say something like that.

Ah, BTW, Dave Gorman was really good. It went past very quickly. Really enjoyed it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)
That's good news.
My Dad is a cyclist and a vegetarian to boot. Still thinks that Morrissey is a twit though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
*is both a veggie and a cyclist*
I told you Dave would be good, ignore that aweful Cunt Monty.

and I only said quite a lot of them were retards, not all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Ok, ok
I don't understand veggies and only know a couple which aren't retards, but they're not cyclists, so I can't agree with you just yet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
The thing about vegetarian cyclists
is that they get very irritable when the tyres they've knitted out of lentils collapse in a pool of gloop every time they cycle through a puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Dear me what an arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Morrissey in being a twat shocker.
Who'd have thought?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Guinea pigs now smell of evening primrose
and are a little grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

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