Mmmm
I love lentil soup. Lentils in general. I cook them with chorizo, black pudding and a chunk of streaky bacon. Then cook some white rice and mix them together. Mmmmm... the best food ever. Or almost.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

lentils are awesome
my local greek restaurant does a salad which is lentils and spring onions tossed in olive oil and lemon juice with cubes of feta cheese. fucking awesome!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Rather that than pay £1.60 for a cheese straw from Eat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Mmmmmm
I'm going to have to try that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I, too, am frequently struck dumb with awe at the mere sight of lentils.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

So much talking about them
I'm going to have to cook some now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Watch out for the awe if you do.
I do hope it isn't mysteriously downgraded to 'really enjoying the taste and texture of lentils' - it's always pure, unadulterated AWE like wot you get in the prescence of THE LORD, for me.

And those puy lentils give me a stonking great rippling bone-on, and two pints of pre-cum gushes out of my Helmand Province if I so much as see a packet of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Wait until you try mine
You're going to have a heart attack (probably because of all the fat that goes on them)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I'm going to have a broken nose caused by my precum jet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I'll provide you
with a bucket for your cum and a nose protector, ok?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

hey
until you have tasted the elysian delights of "as greek as it gets", you cannot understand the godlike awe that the delightful dimi inspires. his golden crunchy salty fries, smothered in crumbled feta and scattere with oregano, are actually a religious experience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Lusty said my tarka dal was 'the nicest thing she'd eaten in months'.
Please feel free to embellish this with LOLarious smutty innuendo if you must.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Have you tried washing it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Of course not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Lentils are my university staple.
Although once there was nothing to have them with so I used golden syrup. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

What's wrong with jacket potato and beans?
Fucking lentils?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Were they any good?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah it was quite nice actually.
I usually have them with black bean sauce.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I always coock them as on a stock
so never had to add any sauce on them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)