You are so tiny you couldn't stick your cock in Ainsley's mouth and
"tickle those tastebuds"?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Give him a mouthful of 'Susie Semen'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Oh fucking hell.
you've got me thinking about the annoying cunt now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Do you wiggle your bum and do a flaminco dance every time you add a bit of percy pepper or sally salt?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

What did you speak with Ainsley about when you shook his hand?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I hope to god he said 'I really liked that song of yours 'You Sexy Thing'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Followed by 'I was so sorry to hear about you and Dawn French splitting up'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Then 'you should never have left South Park, that chef character of yours was brilliant'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Dawn French is single?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Hahaha!
Now that Dawn French has moved out, Lenny Henry says he's going to convert her bedroom into a games room.

Which I imagine would just be a tyre on a rope...
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I would expect it's more likely to be a pool table or something
but then I'm not a massive racist.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

As long as you get the black down at the end.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Fuck off, we're not impressed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You should try some of those built-up shoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Acorn, hot chocolate etc.
Can't be bothered.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I can't remember, it was such a long time ago.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Yes. Then I neck a bottle of 'Covooonia' and then shit myself whilst looking like a sweaty malteser.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)