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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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cake is NOT shit
hey hey! I can now tell my left from my right!

alt: I really like my job, but if I were any good I'd like to be a musician - either in a rock band or in an orchestra. Unfortunately is ain't gonna happen
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
oooooo!
PIctures?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I'll take some once I take the cling film off

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I have never had a tattoo person put clingfilm on my tattoo

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)
It's to keep her fresh when they put her in teh fridge.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)
really
perhaps my arm is meat and it'll be all cooked
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
everyone I know who has had a tattoo has had it wrapped

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)
it's quite usual over here
just for the first hour or two, I think just to keep it clean until you get home and wash it.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
three days they say now, leave it on all day after it's done, then wash, apply cream re wrap
then repeat three times a day for three days, I have never lasted more than one day .
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Mine said a couple of hours
then just keep it clean and put cream on it a lot

and don't get developer in it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)
how did you get on?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
depends, I was told max 2 hours and then leave it uncovered
Once you uncover it, I'd suggest putting it back on is not the best plan unless you have all sterile stuff.

It's just to stop a dry scab forming anyway and opinionn is still divided whether dry scabbing is better or worse for ink loss. Or so the guy told me on Friday, I can't claim to be any expert on this.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
nor me, they just make it up as they go along.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
the cling film stuff is solid
it's based upon medical burns treatment. but it's only going to work if it's sterile, which means the one the tattoist puts on is fine but if you recover yourself later that's a bit shaky.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
But threads about which cake you want to fuck are.
You should start a LARP-rock band.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
there were a bunch of guys who played orcs did that one time
called Black Vomit. They did a version of that song "I'm just a teenage half orc"
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Wow
This is the saddest thing I've ever heard. I mean it.

I mean, that's a real achievement. I'm actually impressed.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)
seriously
I could probably beat that if I tried.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I am agog.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
...I am ghast, is Marius in love at last?
I have never seen him ooo and ahhhh"

thanks, now I have les miserable as an earworm
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)
No, she's Agog.
well on the weekends when she's an Orc, on the weekends when she's being a wizard she's Grenthir The Spooky.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)
A Gog is someone from North wales
I ain't one of them
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
is Swansea in the south then?
/geographically illiterate
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
yes
but I'm not from here. That's the important consideration
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Ah, originally a Northern Leek Fancier are you?
Well, there's lovely.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)
shut it, you creepy ponce
North Wales is just where you go on holiday when you are northern english
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)
*cries*

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
such a southerner!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Horrible Welsh Tart.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I love that the North and South Welsh don't get on.
It's like Downs kids and cerebral palsy kids calling each other spastics.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
But the same applies to the English
and Londonders, and anywhere that has a north, because the north bit is always crapper I reckon.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)
that is very true

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)
only because you can't handle it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)
What, The North?
I'll have you know I shall be departing tomorrow for my Tiny Bijou Holidayette and all of it except for next Tuesday will be spent in The North.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)
yeah, you're gonna have to toughen up, then
and remember, if you're in a pub don't order shandy
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I drink Brown Beer already
and I have packed a vest. I gather it's cold up there. I shall also take toilet paper and a supply of drinking water, anything else I'm missing?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
things with batteries in
it still impresses up there.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Oh I have packed things with batteries in.
Edit: actually I quite like shandy, I shall make sure to order some just for a laugh.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
pff!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Excuse me? I have no idea what you mean *whistles*
/ac
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I think you do...
I mean you're not going to go without your...phone are you?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Well, no, obviously.
it's not like they have phones up there, and I'll need spare batteries as I'me sure they do not have electricity or anything.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

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