woo!
what for?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

another catalogue modelling job.
Knitwear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

seriously?
good luck, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Fiona Bruce's PA?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

if only.
Antiques Roadshow was in town today, but due to the ongoing legal troubles I had to stay 50 metres away. How's she meant to see my cock from that distance? A fucking joke.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

should have mailed her a telescope before hand
you need to get better at planning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I am banned from 'writing' to her.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Panty Attendant?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

as above, so below.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)