I am bored
It is 4.03pm and I have been given precisely zero work to do. I have written a blog, sent numerous emails, read the news (in great detail) and now am looking through YouTube for their free movies (they are all shit).
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Invent hoverboots, you shit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Can't
I am sitting at my desk trying to look busy. You should invent them, Doc.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Invent hoverdesks, you shit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I'm watching Beavis and Butthead on Youtube
That ought to see me alright until 6ish.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

lathery bathtime hoverboots.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Start a 'The Chinese Government Are Cunts' website .
Then sit back and wait for the tanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Yeah
Like this guy. Good idea.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Could have been worse...
Could have been this guy
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Doing your little bit for that graph in the last thread, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Got to keep the riff-raff out, old chap...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I say!
*monocles up*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Obvious link is obvious :-)

(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You CUNT!
I just shouted that and got weird looks from everybody. I reiterate.
YOU CUNT!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Hahah

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I clicked it cos it was blue.
forgetting to check the bottom left of my screen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Get the HorseWarn chrome add-on

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)