I prefer cans
it tastes wrong out of bottles.

Wait, am I doing this wrong?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You are doing it very wrong.
Cans over bottles? Are you fucking nuts?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

plastic bottles, I'm talking about.
I'm sure it's fine out of glass ones, but we're not allowed glass up here in case the weegies get hold of it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It sounds like you live somewhere ace.
Plastic bottles are wrong, yes. Although no one agrees with me when I say lager tastes far better out of a (glass) bottle than a pint glass.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Stella, true.
But after that, it's down to the state of the taps
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I don't know if I agree about that
but on an amusing tale of pretentiousness and stupidity, when I lived in That London^TM I would occasionally frequent a crap place called Bar 38 in CG. Becks on draft was £3 a pint or £3.25 for a 275ml bottle. Everyone was standing around drinking bottles and could not see the fuckwittery of doing so. Still, I suppose you have to drink less piss for your money if you think of it that way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Proper Becks, or shitty 4%?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

This was more than 10 years ago
they hadn't invented becks driving lager.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

That stuff is vile in most places.
Just a terribly poured pint.

Normal Becks is wonderful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Yeah that's ridiculously stupid. I'm just saying I prefer the taste out of a bottle.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, and actually where I live is lovely
it's just sometimes they get through the fence that separates us from west lothian, so we must be vigilant.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Only the lowest dregs of the riff raff barrel drink lager out of the bottle.
The sort of cunt who can't tuck in his Ben Sherman shirt and puts too much cheap gel in his spiky receding hair and disguises his bank teller body odour with half a can of Boots Junglish pit spray. Is that the sort of cunt you are? I bet it fucking is.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Stella out of bottles is pretty wonderful, I find.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Tuck your fucking shirt in.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yes Sir.
*tucks*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Lager tastes (marginally) better out of a bottle
because lager tastes like shit. A large part of taste includes the use of other senses, such as smell. If your drink is in a pint glass you can smell it as you drink it. If it is in a bottle, you are not sticking your nose inside when you take a swig.
In conclusion, drink shit drinks from a bottle; drink good drinks from a wide-brimmed glass.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)