If he gets on The Apprentice
we *will* mock him. He is aware of this?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i don't even watch the aprentice
but i suspect everyone will, that seems to be what it's there for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

As much as I love watching it
(and, I have to admit, the X Factor auditions), who watches the programme, sees the idiots on there being made to look like idiots, and thinks 'well, that won't happen to me'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Similarly
who books a table at Hells Kitchen on the first night? You're not going to get a fucking meal you idiots, and if you do it'll be shit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

because being on telly
validates our tiny lives
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Happens every time you walk down the street in all fairness.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

airstrip1lols

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

If he ends up on TV, I'll be sure to let him know.
In his defence he is a very good bloke- very honourable and a thoroughly decent man. Truly, a rare breed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)