My sister's sweet vajayjay.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:54, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh great
another hilarious sockpuppet. what a fucking treat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I bet it's someone who thinks they're funny.
Place your bets
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

my money's on Bobby
I just have a hunch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Funnily, his was the first name that jumped into my mind, too.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Fuck off, Igor.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Is capitalism right or wrong?
I have a hunch b3ta.com/search/posts?q=vajayjay
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Wrong.
Next question.
(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

this is still saying Bobby to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

OK: would you please delete this account and then die, in that order?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Oh, come on.
I used to really enjoy Bert.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

are you his sister?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

step-sister.
So it's legal. OK??!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Well your hunch is wrong. Fucking douche.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Oh wow a comedy account
I fucking love this stuff, it'll be well entertaining
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

*jazz hands*

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh great. I love comedy characters, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

That said, the trio of near-identical responses from my colleagues and me is genuinely amusing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I share your amusement

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

True although worrying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Oh man
I'm looking forward to the riot of laughter that inevitably results from people-pretending-to-be-other-people-for-fun, this is such a definitely-not-tedious-and-overused comic device.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

too late to the party bitch
now you just look like a wannabe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

There were only two responses when I started typing this :(

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

that's because you are a remedial

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

My head dobber can't keep up with the fucking speed of this place.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You don't count

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Yeah well I can't keep my legs together, this makes me better than you.
/rachelswipe defence
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Don't harsh the Swipe!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I'll harsh whomever I fancy, bucko.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

That's harsh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

the bitterness is strong in this one
strong i tell you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

What took you so long*?

*to sign out of 'FuckOffBert', crestfallen that you weren't greeted by high-fives and cheers, and glum-faced, sign back in as the old workhorse 'Kroney'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

This is the single most insulting thing that anyone has ever said to me.
Ever.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

It's the knacker's yard for you, boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I feel sorry for the poor sod who has to empty his freezer.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Curses!
Is it my inabilty to form a cohesive sentence that gave me away?
(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It's your inability to stop fucking your sister!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I call her 'mini-me'.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

More rewarding than wanking
whilst looking in the mirror?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Only if the mirror is concave and makes the hands look tiny.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

You like the "Beadle-handing"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I think Chompo's sniffed out the culprit, you know.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*puts on manly voice*
No he has not!
(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Fuck off, Freefair.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

If it's FreeFare, then they really, really need to check the popular page.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

good plan
death by complete fucking tedium is the only course
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Careful there Vipros, he may write a hilarious story about you
Oh... you're not bothered? Wait... come back!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I'd click I like this on that post
but if it gets on the popular page you'll only bang on about it for the next week.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I don't care enough anymore

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I should have said "like The Luggage"
for that was the joke.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

ah I see
I totally missed that one. I was trying to think if I'd gone on about popular page stuff, couldn't remember and assumed I probably had.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

You are a terrible beaker.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

a fucking dull one to boot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

So *that's* what dashed hope feels like.
Seeing the L sign, and thinking, "oh, a newbie!" and then reading the username and post...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

This sort of thing is the reason genuine newbies get such a rough ride.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

In a way, it was amusing.
Then again, so is cancer.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)