I shall answer this question by talking about something completely different
England are fucking falling apart in the cricket
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No matter how much you try to get us all interested in cricket..........IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
Edit - Apart from the Reverand.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

^ that

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

^the other?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

do you use pioneer gear when you DJ?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

No
Fisher Price
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I meant Darth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I do
but it's not my gear, it belongs to the club I'm resident at. I should stress that I am far less professional a DJ than I am led to believe you are.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You're a professional bottom-wrangler.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

And you're lucky I'm no longer scoring

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Not as lucky as your missus.
She was finding the whole 'faking' business really tiresome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm curious re. the new pioneer mixers.
I have a DJM400. I love the filter on it. Do you use the fx? Is it a 400 or one of the fancier ones?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

DJM 300S sadly
I've been on at them for a while to invest in new gear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

just a 300? blimey.
The new entry level pioneer is a sexy piece of kit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

'I don't take none of that stuff and neither will you if you know what's good for you'


I'M QUOTING TELEVSION! IT'S LIKE 'FILM' ONLY LESS COOL (APART FROM 'THE WIRE' WHICH IS 'UBER' COOL).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

You quote 'film' more than anyone on here < < < trufax!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

A STORMTROOPER BUMPS HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

'SWAT 'm SAYIN', MAN!
Fuck off to www.cahiersducinema.com/forums, yeah?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm going to create a comedy character and go on there from now on.
Goodbye, B3ta.


*invests in roll-neck and beret*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

invests in dusts off the
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Correct
My favourite quote from the online commentary today...

"Top tips - negate the disadvantage of losing the toss by getting out cheaply, thus forcing opponents to bat in the same conditions."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Yeah that seemed amusing at the time
Now it's just cruelly prophetic. We can only hope that the ball moves for Jimmy, probably in about two hours' time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

If the ball's not moving
there's your first problem.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Dear, sweet, innocent b3th.
Hush now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

*gets back in place*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Two out of three ain't bad
Three out of four if you count her username
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Should I ask which one you consider to be erroneous?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Innocent.
Obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

*looks innocent*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Hahahah! again
You're on fire today hon!
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)