I was up at half six pretending to be Squidward Tentacles.
Since then I've been to Hackney City Farm, an adventure playground (are they still called that?) where I had to face away from my daughter on the swings so she could kick me up the arse at the apex of her swing (about thirty times), I've designed a new monster called 'Crab Monster', watched 'Karate Island', cleaned my bathroom, put some washing on and had a gigantic reefer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I discovered some ace new tracks last night.
These being my favourite;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy-5JXhU3Qg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNOAM22yPAo
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

You know the first one is based on this, right?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Bx7R0LKx0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I do now.
I love Big Daddy Kane. Really getting into some of MC Lyte's stuff as well. The comments on 99% of these videos sum it all up for me. All this stuff, especially in the early 80s, used to be so artistically decent. Rappers carrying the beat as opposed to riding it. Now it's just depressing. Chris Rock sums it up well; www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcqJDDhoUlc
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

This will blow your head off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyuVlY1QkJU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

It's just ridiculously good.
The top comment sums it up again. I might get that book How to Rap actually, you read it?
This has been getting a lot of play time as well lately; www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

You need to read this:
www.amazon.com/Yes-Yall-Experience-Project-Hip-hops/dp/030681224X
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Sounds like a good Saturday.
I have fixed and cleaned the car and listened to some BDK!

Sadly no puff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

He's called 'P Diddy' these days. Do keep up, there's a chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Ha!
Mother in law there yet? Or is that tomorrow?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Tomorrow.
Plenty of time left to wake up in a panic ten minutes before they are due to arrive and run around with Febreze and 'Cif' Bathroom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

No getting "accidentally" trolleyed tonight!
Well, within reason.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Nope, I'm getting that out of the way now.
YOU SEE: I'M NOT STUPID AFTER ALL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Good lad!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

re: your second choice, top marks.
N&S are fucking magnificent. This is my favourite of theirs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=61j3CxQLszU&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Even better is Greg Nice's solo classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEc66wCjCU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I like Kool G Rap and Divine Styler.
I fucking love hip hop culture.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Kool G Rap's 'Ill Street Blues' is incredible.
DJ Polo was shit, as was Eric B. In both cases the 'DJ' bankrolled the venture and was actually a drug dealer laundering money/vanity project, like how Eazy E funded NWA. Rakim's job nearly went to Freddy Foxx, fact fans. This is also, fact fans if you're still with me, how Barry White started his musical career.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

barry white founded NWA to start his musical career?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Kool G Rap was so good he released a demo as his first single.
It's called, err, 'It's A Demo'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Oh Monts, you make me sad, you spend a beutiful day with your darling daughter, the love of your life, the fruit of your looms, you create a picture of idealic happiness... and then a desire to get compos mentis, to experiance pure oblivion.
Ya' gotta feel, before ya' can heal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)