I am proud of my spicy pork and chorizo casserole.
I am also proud of b3th.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm proud of the salmon fillets currently cooking on the barbecue in the garden.
I don't have anything to do with it though, I'm watching the cricket in my bedroom and shouting at my mum through the window to hurry up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I hope you are shouting at her in a scottish accents.
'Mother READY! Fishcakes READY! 3-2-1 GO!'

Or, 'Fishcakes. You will be eaten on my first whistle. Sausages, you will be eaten on my second whistle. 3-2-1 GO!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Nah we've united into a team now.
The town hall behind our house is blasting out shit pop music. It's 7pm on a Sunday, it's proper old man of me but I'm seething here. We can't have the windows open cos then you can't hear the tele. Luckily us and all the neighbours are mates and we're planning a revolt. Everyone's next door deciding what to do. They want to talk to the people that run the hall, I want to throw bricks through the windows. I think I'm going to windmill through all the cunts over there very shortly, fuck waiting for the first or second whistle.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Hahahaha I was joking.
But we just went round their and my neighbour offered someone out. He bottled it and it's well quiet now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Jeff!
Why aren't you at that rave?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:59, Reply)

What rave?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)

there's some rave on or something
acording to the news. They're 'containing' it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I've not seen the news today.
But I am roasting some lamb. Lamb beats 'rave' in Sunday evening top-trumps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:07, Reply)

lets get some recipes going all up in here

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

i don't do that cooking shit
i made a new thread

it's whimsical
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)