Sunday Evening Thread!
If you could have the tail of any creature, which one would it be?

alt: If your head were replaced by that of another animal, which is most likely given your personality?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:02, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alt: Fox.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Is that because you piss on peoples' boots
and steal their shoelaces?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)

That and I'm wily, cunning and let out ear piercing screams when I have sex.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

hot.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)

You should see my barbed penis.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

THis is officially the best offer I've had in 6 months
possibly more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Only six months?
My ego is bruised.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

OK, perhaps, almost a year
I was trying to look cooler in front of the older kids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Shouldn't have worked that one out
been 10 months since I last got some :(

I did have my hand fairly close to the tattooist's nob on Thursday, but I don't think that counts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

When you start saying to yourself "Well, we're in 2011 now...", that's when you really got to worry.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Lemur
so I could hold on to things and stuff. It's be like having another hand.

Alt: possibly a dog? I dunno.

Evening all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)

and a good evening to
Weston's answer to Chuck Norris
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)

my beard isn't as impressive as his.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

you should bully your folicles
into growing a mighty beard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I could probably do it, too.
I could do fucking anything today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

damn right you can
what are you going to do, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Pub quiz.
Livin' the High Life, here...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

High Life Bus Lane
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Hello ! You're quite cute from a distance on a blured camera after chucking yourself off a crain.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Tee Hee Eee
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Pffft
That's what I was afraid of.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

=)
How was it? Was it alright? What's the next one, out of a plane?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I really can't remember much about it, now.
I know I was more terrified than I've ever been in my life. When we got to the top, my brain sort of wen 'Right, this is actually happening, yeah? There's no getting out of it? Okay, I'm out, I'll see you again at teh bottom'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)

That'll be the fear, turns you into automatic mode, you just do things until they're done. Every moment is like it's through treakle until it's done when it feels over in fast forward.
Did you enjoy it though, in retrospective ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Yes. I'm really glad I did it.
I feel absurdly proud of myself. And we raised £235 for a good charity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Fabulous ! You should be too, and what's next for The Dear Devil ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Oh c'mon, that's an AWESOME nickname.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I'm even better from close up in a darkened room with your eyes shut.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

*does the Vic Reeves leg rub in excitement*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Hopefully one day I'll find out !
I'll stop paying my electricity bill now, they take about a year to cut you off, which is plenty of time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Alien Queen, that's some black shiny lethal shit right there and it'd go with my favourite jeans
Alt: A cat I guess. Garfield would be a good fit. Lazy, self-serving, sarcastic, lasagne.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)

it's important to make sure you coordinate your tail

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)