Oh you should watch Never Mind the Buzzcocks on iPlayer
Terry Wogan bangs on about hating Bowie.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really enjoyed that one.
Also the one with Jack Dee the other week.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I shall indeed.
Wogers clearly has excellent taste - apart from dismal knobcheese (but would, despite a minor bum-chin) Katie Melua.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I think she's hot as fuck
and don't even mind her music.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

She's very attractive
but her banal bleating would annoy me very quickly leading either to a sound-proofed room or a murder charge.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Even if said bleating came in the form of
"Oh Kroney...oh YES...don't stop, oh Kroney...oh Kroney...oh....is...is that dildo...melting? Oh christ the SMELL. What the fuck is that?"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Weeeell....
No, sorry, even then.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I thought you were breaking into a cover of raspy-throated Jocko Lulu’s version of the r’n’b classic ‘Shout’ for a second.


Child that I am, I'd love to hear a cover of that in a strong Norn Oirish accent. 'SHITE!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

"Yer merk me wanna shite"

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Seriously, that one about bicycles was desperately poor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

True, but I quite liked that when some astrology prick said
Achhhtually we do know the size of the universe I think you'll find. She rerecorded a version with the much better lyrics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Million_Bicycles#Alternative_version
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I find that a little embarrassing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

That's what she said.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

"More accurate" does not necessarily equate to "much better."

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I know, you'd have expected better from the man that gave the world such classics as
"Remember You're A Womble."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

He's a fucking turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I had to play some of the stuff he wrote for Melua at a function gig, years ago.
It is possibly the most toe-curlingly awful cod-jazz I've ever seen a chord chart for. I was embarrassed to be in the same room as the lyric to "My Aphrodisiac Is You."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Dear God, what a wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

"That's a fact"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Do you know roughly how far in he slags him off?
I can't be arsed watching all of that show it's rubbish now Amstell and Bailey have left.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Oh sorry being a student taking up so much time you can't watch 28 minutes of television?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I do not believe in wasting my time watching rubbish television shows.
If there's a possibility I can pinpoint the one, short segment I want to view.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)