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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening Fucktards
I've had a flaming hot bath to ease my aching muscles. It hasn't worked, and on top of aching, I'm now sweating like a hoor.

Wass'up, y'all?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Hoor you say?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
You couldn't afford me, pleb x

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I could. I earn minimum wage.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Oh no you dit'nt!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Oh yes I do.
There's somebody at the door!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
is it grotbags?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
No, I'm here.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Cavy
I figure I owe you a Harry Potter porn chat?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
don't know about harry potter
but cloaks are pretty hot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I bet he's got his 'wand' in his hand as he types...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
For "wAnd" read "read".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I get the feeling
I'm speaking a completely different language to you tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I am half German

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
echt?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Acht, neun, zehn?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
welche Hälfte?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Was there "somebody a the door"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
i have no idea what is going on now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
No you don't

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I got my cape caught on my wand!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
you need a shoulder clasp
*clasps shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Gasps at your wizarding shoulder.
And great chest btw.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
it's where I store my treasure

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Secret trez?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
buried deep in the heart of mordor

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I have a couple of eagles who are prepared to make that journey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)
FLY!
My deux ex machina!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Sorry Cavy
Please tell me you are female?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I suppose b3th is too?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)
ALL woman

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)
PROVE IT!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I am that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
heh
My brother once got scared by Grotbags at a garden festival thing after he slagged her off.

he was only 7 so I suppose it's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I hope not.
Rod Hull ugly at a minimum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
deep heat next?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Radox.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
My abs are aching the most, which I can mostly live with
but the whiplashy type neck pain is an arsefuck.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Better than an arse fuck causing whiplash pain?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
this is indeed true.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Mine is mint

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
it has a hole in it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Always.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

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