I had enough of Jeremy Kyle, the scum-wrangler
there was a time when I was quite literally forced to watch him for an hour a day for about a month and a bit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Literally forced?
Really?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Yeah
hospital. TV tuned into it automatically each morning and I had to wait for a nurse to make the rounds and come and switch it off for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Ouch
I bet that hurt more than whatever you were in for
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

She was in for treatment for Kyle addiction
it's know as accidental Morrissette therapy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

..when all she needed was a knife?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I wish this was my reply.
Can we swap?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

if you like.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

She had both legs bitten off by a deranged tramp with rabies.
So no - you're wrong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

You haven't seen Kyle, have you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Were you private?
Nurse remote control, don't get that on the NHS. Lazy nursey bastards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Yup. By the Shining Path when they kidnapped her.
It was all rather horrid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

the bedshitter went on to marry a german
whose surname apparently translates as "shining path" (hellweg). he found this hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Compared with crapping the bed, he was right, it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

what about her
she has to put up with the surname and the plastic sheets.

and him calling me for sex every time she goes away. even though i haven't seen him for over 3 years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Just post him a botdog
He will be like a pig in shi... oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)