Life is like a shit sandwich.
The more bread you've got, the less shit you eat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you'd only get proportionally less shit in this situation
the absolute shit consumption levels remain the same.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

That is true.
But it would taste like less shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Less shit is still shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

However the overall effect of diluting the stool with bread
means that whilst one might be munching on a turdy baguette for longer, it's a great deal more palatable. Even more so if you add fried onions and mustard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

if only the late Divine had thought of that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

He was a card wasn't he?
Answer: no, not really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Do you have any French ancestry?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Actually yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

His bank account has Greek ancestry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Thought so.
With your champignons and your baguettes and your fried onions.

I knew you were one of "them".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

One of those durty forriners that he's always on about, you mean?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

He is coming out of the closet today
Dressed in a black and white striped top with a beret, I'll wager
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

And sporting an outrageous accent, no doubt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Thet is nut ma minky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Stinking of garlic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Northerners in taking the piss out of outrageous accents lols!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

*Northern fist-bumps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

*Spills pint*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

*calls outside*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

A pint and a fight.
The old traditions need to be kept alive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*leaves coat at home*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Are you kidding?
It's fucking pissing down, you'll catch your death, man!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

He hasn't surrendered as yet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Let us ask our resident scatologist, Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)