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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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that had nothing to do with a van

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
There you go again talking about your van

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I will destroy you

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
have you got a van?
Do you need parking sensors to park it?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
not yet
no
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Vangence will be yours?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I like this

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I also like it

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I bet I can guess your favourite band.
Van Halen.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
ha!
it's Van Morrison!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
see below
Van Morrison isn't a fucking band.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I also like the Vandals
both as a band and as a tribe
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
so's your face!

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I prefer Bread Van 3000 and their solitary hit
Drinking in L.A.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Bran Van 3000 genius
They were fucking shit
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Probably why i couldnt remember their name!

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
That and the gross stupidity, yes
I'm going to be nice to you and allow you to invoke "I haven't had a decent night's sleep in a while"
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
cheers
*passes out*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I bet I can guess your favourite famously-grumpy Irish singer.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
What about his favourite pseudo cockney actor?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
And his preferred brand of skate shoe?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
actually I think Vans are shit as skate shoes go

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I tried skating in Vans
Lasted about a long as if I were skating in shoes made of newspaper on a rainy day
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
even for not skating they aren't very good

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I don't skate in anything that doesn't have a stitched on sole, A lot of supposed skate shoes are glued on and shit.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

don't skate masturbate in anything that doesn't have a stitched on sole thumb, A lot of supposed skate shoes oven gloves are glued on and shit.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
1/10
could do better.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
HA! I MEANT 'ETNIES'!!!!

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
you'd be right
I have a couple of pairs at the moment
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I bet I can guess your favourite Brian Wilson lyric collaborator

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
can you guess my favourite film about someone calling themselves a 'Party Liaison'?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Your Favourite stain remover?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
how about my favourite static electricity generator?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Favorite type of vehicle

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
THE WINNER.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I was about to post
Favourite kind of vehicle used for transporting goods or groups of people. But I was too slow and now you have all the glory
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Ahem
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1304158
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Oh wait, wait! I've got one...
Ah shit
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Exactly!

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Favourite Vampire Hunter movie
With Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Or your favourite one-eared menkle artist?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
TOP TIP: Jokes you make should be funny to other people.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I should have mentioned 'Portal 2' - I realise that now. Thanks bro.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
There are THREE MILLION lurkers lolling at that right now.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Hang on?
Has Vippers bought a Van or something?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Yes captain insight.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I believe that that is a car of the Hybrid variety actually
What van does he have?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Hmmm it wasn't made very clear. It not like everyone's been going on about it

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Oh shut up about Katie fucking Melua for one minute will you?
You're as bad as cuntface up there with his stupid van.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Van?

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:01, Reply)

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