Ask Monty then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Evidently.
That would be the answer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I bet everywhere is 'fucking shit'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

'Monty's Fucking Shit Guide To London'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

hahahaha
All I want is a resonably priced hotel in a useful location.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I always find that the hotel nearest the train station is best for those morning after the night before departures.
Better to traverse London whilest pissed during the evening than do the tube the next morning feeling like death.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

The other option of course, is to find a casino and stay there until the following morning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

that's basically like making money

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

It really isn't Captain. It's a daft plan. But it's a daft plan I've done more than once.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Have done so before as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

there speaks teh voice of bitter experience

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I fucking hate the tube sober so using it with a hangover would be hell on earth for me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

London is bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

this^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

They've invented these things called "buses".
Although they've gone a bit shit in the last few years. They've started organising them properly and putting maps and helplines and shit up. And they have little voices that tell you where you are and where you're going. Any cunt can use them now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Why would you bother with a hotel after a night on the lash in That London?
It's a city. It's open all night. Keep going and catch the lunchtime train the next day.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I'm old.
I can't do all nighters anymore.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

How old is old?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

46

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Pah.
If it doesn't start with a five or a six then you're broken. Buy better drugs. That's the best thing about being grown up. Better drugs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Did the drugs thing in my twenties and thirties.
All drugged out man!
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

If you're a recovering crystal meth addict then the following might come across as somewhat insensitive.
Ahem.

Don't be a fucking nancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)

There comes a time in ones life when you have to put aside foolish things like drugs and meaningless sex.
I like being fit and healthy. It's such a buzz.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Whereas I've reached an age
where I think I should start doing these things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I'm lucky that I don't have an addictive personality.
I could go back to that shit but really I only miss getting stoned.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I've always been fit and healthy.
What the fuck does that have to do with recreational drug use? And what the fuck is meaningless sex? You fucking puritan.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Mine turned into non recreational drug use for a while.
Me a puritan? hahahaha!
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Did it fuck.
You sound like somebody who occasionally dribbled on somebody else's spliff. Who knows ... you might even have had some sex in your youth. But if you were a party animal then I'm Saint fucking Patrick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Think what you like mate.
I've nothing to prove.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I think you're a tragic fantasist.
Probably a fat one.

Mind you ... I think that about almost everybody here. You're in shit company.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

jusr because you are...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Podgy I may be but no fantastist.
Right! bed beckons for this Billy Liar. Goodnight Dr.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

"It's all shit, don't fucking bother"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)