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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
your face is a dog

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
All this dog talk....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
My face is two dogs fucking and one of them isn't too keen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Okay, fine.
If she's in her cage too long she's like the tazmanian devil and keeps me up all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Beat it.
Honestly. It's a dog. I don't want to come across all animal hater or owt, but it's a dog. If it thinks it's the fucking boss and makes a racket all night then kick it until it remembers that it's just a dog and you're a person and it's. Just. A. Dog.

/barbara woodhouse

edit: also ... why is it in a cage? Why isn't it out in the yard chasing its tail and eating its own shit? Is it a tiger? That would be awesome cool. You could train a chimp to bottle feed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Shhhhhhhh!
Gonz might hear.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Awww. The big soppy heeb.
I'd keep him in the yard and make him eat his own shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
but on toast
with some kind of fancy sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Of course.
I'm not some sort of monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
because it's hotter than hell outside, there's no fence here
And she'll destroy my room if left out
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Swap it for a cougar or a jackal something.
Really ... what's the point of buying of buying a dog that can't survive outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
she was free!
And she's gorgeous. And she's definitely a princess. Her dresses will get ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)

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