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Shoot her first
it's the only way.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I hate to admit it
but this may be your only course of action.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
all friendships should be run with the plan in mind

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
that is literally what my dad said
I think he's losing it
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I fear you may be right.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)
She should shoot her dad first, it's the only way

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Basically, she needs to tool up and take out all her old school teachers and fellow pupils.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Also, this morning there was an article in the paper about how some dude attacked his ex girlfriend with a knife and a cop broke in and ended up killing the guy
he used this story to back up his theory, because my friend is "weird" and he's never liked her
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)
You need to shoot all reporters, it's the only way

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
WITH A KNIFE?

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Just call her up and see if she's going to shoot you,
or say you fancy a beer and meet her in a pub.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)
could you imagine a friend saying "hey, my dad thinks you're going to shoot me so he doesn't want me to go over there, I mean, you're not going to are you?"

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Well if she's your best friend then that should be fine
orrrrr say "ummm I had a dream you shot me, please don't shoot me"
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)
WOT
you'd be a little peeved
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Nah, you can't control your dreams, she'll just think you're being slightly mental.
Better than getting shot.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)
if I die I want you all to know you're probably not invited to my funeral
except for Al, cause he's going to take care of my dog
(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)
He'd eat it as a snack.

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)
After all I've done for you

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Look, it'll be short notice anyway, and you'd have to meet my mom, and she's a bit funny

(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

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