Simply wipe your shit all over the walls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In one of my old offices somebody actually did that.
The dirty bastard. We reckon it was fat Eric, a man so gargantuan that it is quite conceivable that he could accidentally smear his shit-stained buttocks against the cubicle wall whilst turning around to get the bog roll.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

oh gross
when I was in elementary school someone was using their poo to write vulgar words
the principal had a talk with all the 5th grade girls
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Our manager called all the blokers into his office to voice his disgust.
Fat Eric looked a little bit uncomfortable...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Cos he'd cacked his breeks

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Dirty protest

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)