OK, OK, OK... I'M IN A ROOM, IT IS A SQUARE ROOM WITH A SHELF ON IT. ON THE SHELF IS CRYSTAL AND THERE IS A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS "HELP YOURSELF, THIS IS NOT A TRAP, THIS IS A FREEBIE...
" THERE ARE NO WIRES, NO TOOLS, THE SHELF LOOKS STABLE, I HAVE TWO MINUTES, WHAT DO I DO?

* one minute 40 later *
OK, OK, I'VE DISMANTLED THE SHELF WITH MY TEETH, I HAVE NO NAILS LEFT, THE CRYSTAL ROLLED ONTO THE FLOOR BUT I CAN STILL EASERLY BEND DOWN AND REACH IT.

* 15 seconds later *

OK, OK, I'M COMING OUT, THIS IS TOO HARD....*trips up on the crystal as I rush to the door, thus running out of time*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That show died hard when RIchard O'Brien left.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Mummy, you have a visitor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Tenpole Tudor wasn't too bad, but agreed, he wasn't as good as O'Brien.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Apparently Tentpeg Hole was the son
of one of the women my mum district nursed.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Brilliant, they really did get some spastics on that show
in reference to the previous thread poussins sound lully; but if you will shop at Asda you can only expect to feel pretty raped afterwards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Thanks =D
I donno why I do it to myself, in my new diggs I'm totally getting delivery from Waitrose.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)