Carrying on from Gonz below
What TV show would you like to have been involved with? I always wanted to go on the Krypton factor.

ALT:i hada feast today, what's your favourite ice-cream?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:20, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wanted to be on Knightmare when I was a child
although, looking at it with modern eyes, I'd never have let children in the same room as that elf.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

When 'helmet time' was called it was time to retreat to your happy place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:23, Reply)

my friend was one that
apparently
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

EGGHEADS!!!!
I always wanted to be on University Challenge, but I suppose it's too late now.

Alt: coconut ice cream. Or Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:24, Reply)

OK, OK, OK... I'M IN A ROOM, IT IS A SQUARE ROOM WITH A SHELF ON IT. ON THE SHELF IS CRYSTAL AND THERE IS A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS "HELP YOURSELF, THIS IS NOT A TRAP, THIS IS A FREEBIE...
" THERE ARE NO WIRES, NO TOOLS, THE SHELF LOOKS STABLE, I HAVE TWO MINUTES, WHAT DO I DO?

* one minute 40 later *
OK, OK, I'VE DISMANTLED THE SHELF WITH MY TEETH, I HAVE NO NAILS LEFT, THE CRYSTAL ROLLED ONTO THE FLOOR BUT I CAN STILL EASERLY BEND DOWN AND REACH IT.

* 15 seconds later *

OK, OK, I'M COMING OUT, THIS IS TOO HARD....*trips up on the crystal as I rush to the door, thus running out of time*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

That show died hard when RIchard O'Brien left.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Mummy, you have a visitor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Tenpole Tudor wasn't too bad, but agreed, he wasn't as good as O'Brien.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Apparently Tentpeg Hole was the son
of one of the women my mum district nursed.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Brilliant, they really did get some spastics on that show
in reference to the previous thread poussins sound lully; but if you will shop at Asda you can only expect to feel pretty raped afterwards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Thanks =D
I donno why I do it to myself, in my new diggs I'm totally getting delivery from Waitrose.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Dr Who
because it's real
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Oh cavy, you are retreating further and further into your fantasy world aren't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)

i never left it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Oh in that case have a nice cup of healing scragwort tea
ya big mental...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Do you know what I love? You know that book I always bang on about that I love about the adult harry potter thing? Well, I got a copy of the new book, but what I love even more is that I just googled the school and found this.
www.brakebills.com
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

that is one scary website
i like the flower at the bottom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)

OH MY DAYZ, I didn't realise, that makes it even better, click on the flower and you get this...
www.brakebills.com/index_real.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

coool
*signs up for next semester*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

GONZ GONZ GONZ
I'm listening to Childhood's End. It's pretty good. Also, Pip's new video went out today, angry and eloquent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Oh man, yeah', saw the video, LOVE IT.
Childhood's end is wicked, "I'm recording the end of the earth for the benfit of history, I must remember there still will be a history, if not a human one".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I love and adore and admire and every single word in the history of litrature that could remotely mean 'desire', violat ice cream.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)

The Banana Splits
Tralala, lalala, tralala, lalala.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)

that was the stuff of nightmares

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)

It was amazing
Although I was very, very young at the time and probably out of my head on gin.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

My chefology knows no bounds, my pouson is maronateing now ready to cook in about 30 minutes on a hot oven (220ish) so that the maronade chars a bit and OH GEE OH GOSH, I'm so swell.
HOW THE HELL AM I STILL SINGLE WHEN I'M GOING TO COOK SUCH AN AMAZING MEAL !?!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Stuff I Plonked In the MArionade
- Big squidge of honey
- Sprinkle of Tumoric
- Lots of prapreeka
- about 30% sour cream
- Two big spoons of chopped garlic
- One medium spoon of chopped mild red chili
- Whatever I had left over of tomarto paste, wasn't much.
- A spoon full of tandoori paste.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

OH FUCK YEAH, NOW I'VE TOASTED SOME RASONS AND PINE NUTS AND GOT SOME CUSSCUSS STEAMING UP WITH SOME CHICKEN STOCK THAT I'LL COMBINE AT THE END.
FUCKING GET FUCKING IN FUCKING THERE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)

OH MY DAYS, THIS IS AMAZING, PLUS I ADDED THE SEGEMENTS OF A GRAPEFRUIT. LUSH LUSH LUSH.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

You might consider having a quick wank.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Tell me this doesn't look amazing and creative and how amazing I am.....
imgb.in/8O

(if i'm honest, there is too much citrus in here, should have used half a grapefruit and half a lemon when cooking the pouson)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Gonz. That looks amazing.
Promise us all one thing though. When you open your own restaurant, you'll write the menu without spell-checking it, 'cos your spelling is just like your food. A great mash*-up.

*Although not always with mash, granted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Deal Done !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Woo hoo!
And if you do ever get your own restaurant, you should just give your customers a list of the ingredients you've got in, let them choose the bits they want you to use, but not tell them what they'll get.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

It looks like a roast poussin and some couscous.
You'd probably get a 7 on Come Dine With Me if you didn't fuck it up and sang them a novelty song but you'd get outright disdain from Torode and Wallace.

edit: also ... surely Gingham plates aren't kosher?

edit edit: sorry ... I mean "pouson" and "cusscuss"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Plates from the paaaahnd shop, wanted matching ones for a dinner party on the cheap. They're getting binned when I move into the new diggs.
They said the other day that they get given £125 to spend on the meal, I swear most people don't come close to spending that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

You could get fish and chips and spend the rest on alcohol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

What do you think the shelled out grapefruit is for?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Mmmmm. Stingy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

you definitely put together ingrediants I never would've thought to use, food genius right here folks
I make a killer barbecue sauce, but it's just by adding extra ingrediants to store bought sauce
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Niiiice, that's the thing, I think, about shop bought sauces, you can spice them up nicely.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

oh yes, I add loads of garlic and cayenne, a bit of worcestershire, steak sauce [hp?], oregano, loads of hot sauce
it's spicy good
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Obvious answer: Crystal Maze

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Adventure Game
was cooler

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi0RPiAbs_w
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Gronda Gronda

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I knew you'd remember it
evening jeff - feeling betterer?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

A LOT better thanks Captain.
I've eaten well today and no had any of my food revisit me! How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

glad to hear it
I'm OK, considering making spag bog later. It's going to be an adventure, I've not done it in ages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Make sure you take both the salt and pepper with you, when you sit down to eat.
It'll come in handy as you can traverse your route from the kitchen, but leave the salt (or pepper) in front of you so you can find out where the Vortex is.

It'll be that sort of adventure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)

The obvious question though, is 'who, from OT would you 'buy out' once they got locked in'
Or maybe, who would you like to get locked in with!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Anyone spastic enough to get locked in
doesn't deserve a buy-out, unless I've got crystals to spare
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)

*Remains locked in*
*Misses the Crystal Dome.. which is a shame as I'm dead tall and I've got big hands and I'd be dead good at collecting gold credits*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I'll buy you out for that Jeff
and your knowledge of WR
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Sweet!
We need someone dead short to sift through what goes in though. Just in case there are any people who are a bit slack at leaving the silver credits alone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Definitely knightmare

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I'd like to have been the bloke who phoned Saturday Superstore and called Matt Bianco a bunch of wankers.

edit: interweb yeah
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

hahaha
Maybe to vary it a bit, you could ask 5-Star why they're 'SO FUCKING SHIT'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

TRIVIUM: my workplace and several of my colleagues featured on a pop-science programme that was broadcast last week.
It was a 10-minute segment filmed about a year ago.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Monkey! Imagine having Pigsy's autograph.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

The Adventure Game
The finest gameshow ever on telly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:12, Reply)