When impressing a man, do not be yourself.
They hate that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've noticed :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

a man

Unless you're inherently impressive - "Yes, I had to leave the SAS as I was making the rest of them feel inadequate" or "All I did was smile at him and he grunted, clutched his groin and hobbled off" - it's best to do an acting job.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Screw that, you've impressed me a good four or five times and I'm pretty sure you were being yourself then.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I was being funny : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

At least three times ;)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

no, she's a bitch when there aren't boys around

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I'm coming round to this idea

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I was actually joking.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Even though you were, I'd still like to add that trying to "impress" a man is possibly where you're going wrong.
We're horribly shallow, you lot shouldn't have to try.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I've just read this through and would like to add that it's supposed to be a compliment.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Haha! and that is how I took it.
Fanku!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Many a truth is said in jest
/LARP proverbs.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)