Bored, too hot and horny.
How about you? Recovered from your death leap yet?
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have, thank you.
And I have now resigned myself to no longer being special. It was nice while it lasted, though.

Apparently you can get these vibrators that sparkle, and you put them in the fridge or freezer or something, and if you're a sad middle aged woman you can pretend it's that boy out of Twilight or some such nonsense. That might take care of your current problems.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I am getting some but it's only intermittently.
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH B3TH!
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

"Apparently"
Did a sad middle-aged woman tell you about them?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

No.
Some weird website or other that likes mocking people. I forget its name.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Sounds rubbish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

If your boyfriend sparkles and won't have sex with you, he's not a vampire
he's something else
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

darth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)