Noo thread
As started by me, former Gonz impersonator/ impostor and all round good egg.

EDITATION: The main question is, in a jelly fight between Fiona Bruce and Sian Williams, who would you put your 'money' on?

Alt- what would you rather be, a Llama or a wallaby?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:15, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Whats the non alt question?
Lunch? I'm having a Pot Noodle, how miserable and tragic is that!
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I occasionally have a pot noodle.
They're disgusting and yet strangely beguiling.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

PN's are shit now they have taken alot of the MSG out.
They were previously a culinary delight.

It better be a chicken and mushroom one?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Bombay Bad Boy sorry

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Tsk, tsk.
I am partial to some stirred in fresh red chilli with one of those and fresh red onion.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

That involves more effort than it should for a Pot Noodle
At college my perfect recipe for Pot Noodle went as follows:
- Put kettle on
- Roll joint
- Pour boiled water into pot
- Smoke joint while Pot Noodle is "cooking"
- Eat Pot Noodle
This can be served with crisps or eaten on its own.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Don't be sorry
Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle is delicious. Far more so than Chicken and Mushroom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

wallaby

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

That's very kind of you - I'll have a pint
eyethangyoo, here all week, etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

nice work

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I was just very very close to saying
"fuck you the british public you're all thick" because of the bring back hanging petitions that are going on, then realised less than 400 people have signed it so who gives a shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Nobody takes any notice of petitions, anyway.
The Government no longer takes any notice of demonstrations just outside it's front door, they're really not going to care about 400 people who want legalised murder.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

These are the new e-petitions that if they get a certain amount of signatures
must have a debate and vote in the commons.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I can see that now
"And now Madam Speaker, I must draw the attention of the House to an online petition that wants to reintroduce the hanging sentence.

"Shall we do it?

"Show of hands?

"0 for 2, let's move on"
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

The website is really shit, there's so many stupid ones I'd love to be voted on, but I can't link them
I'd also like MP's to heavily patronise the people bringing them forward.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I think that capital punishment is in the same box as homeopathy.
Anyone in favour of capital punishment should be willing to make the decision to kill in cold blood, carry out the cold-blooded killing, take care of the cadaver, deal with the family and take care of any miscarriages of justice which result in a wrongful execution.

Peddlers of homeopathy should have to take only homeopathic medicine for every illness they get, no matter how serious. Got cancer? Oh dear, have these sugar pills and drink some of this water. That'll sort you right out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

This is a great one that so far has attracted an enourmous* amout of signatures
Because they continue to demonstrate that they are completely out of touch with the population in their sentencing of criminals we want you to introduce legislation to remove judges from the criminal justice system once any person has been found guilty of an offence. At that point of a trial the usefulness of the judge (in maintaining the legality of proceedings) is redundant. Sentencing needs to be more in keeping with the opinion of the public opinions of this country so panels of 'sentencers' consisting of randomly selected taxpaying individuals need to be established round the country so that sentencing is appropriate to the part of the country the crime is committed. Judges demonstrate most admirably that it is not possible for them to see that as far as the public is concerned 'the punishment MUST fit the crime'.

*1 signature
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

dear god
can you imagine?

fucking morons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I can.
Why is it that the stupider the person, the cleverer they think they are?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

That's not always the case, for example, I'm very clever.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I did not state that the inverse is true, just that thickos seem to think they are best placed to decide how the country and its institutions should be run.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

LOL!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I like the regional variation idea though
West country would be burning "Witches" by the end of the week.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

we do that anyway
we're just really good at covering it up

you know all those people who get washed out to sea?

they were all witches.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I thought they were meant to float?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

we burn them
we just tell everyone they get washed out to sea.

but even if they float, they can still die from exposure

also: ginsters pasties. that's not beef
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Excellent
The "let's take impartiality out of the sentencing of criminals and put it into the hands of the baying crowd of proles the Sun's whipped into a bloody-frenzy because it's fairer" petition.

Lovely.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

yup vengeance over justice
it's what the world needs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

panels of 'sentencers' consisting of randomly selected taxpaying individuals need to be established round the country
Excellent idea, they could call it a jury
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

So, in short
"We, the undersigned, would like mob rule in place of the current legal system."

It's not a good idea. It wasn't even a particularly good song.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

It's the EDL lot that really make me dispare, the leadership are thugs and cunts and all that, but they ain't thick.
But the people who are in it are so fucking thick, they do proper racist football-style chants and get into fights and start on shop keepers and families. If they truely believed their rehtoric, like, they really thought extemest islam is a threat, and I know to say 'innocent muslims' implies that there are 'non-innocent muslims', but I mean, they should stay clear of those who don't cause any bother and treat people like that like they would anyone else, so it gives less ammo for their opposers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

ooh, you guys know about this shit
I want to purchase a netbook. Mostly it'll be used for writing stuff and interweb surfing so it doesn't need to be super-fly (I've got a real computer for that). Does need to be fairly tough (I'm clumsy) and cheap (I'm stingey)

any recommendations?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah, get a laptop instead.
A ten inch screen sucks for browsing the web.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I want it more portable
it definitely a netbook I want
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

A tablet?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

nah - want a keyboard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

www.ebuyer.com/262116-asus-transformer-tf101-tablet-pc-tf101-1b028a
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

doesn't that defeat the point of a tablet computer?
It's probably gong to be typing I do the most of anyway

that and arsing around with this plan I have for webcams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Well they all have tiny screens
and processors that can't really handle video, so one's much the same as another.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Rubbish, my 486 could handle video and my 600 mhz could play dvd
I watch video on my netbook all the time
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

my 386 almost could
if you asked it nicely and sacrificed a chicken to the computer gods
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Streaming?
Maybe it's the network card that sucks.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Regardless netbooks are fucking bent
and no good at all for the one thing they're named for. Browsing the internet.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I disagree
Epecially as more and more people are browsing on their fucking phones. I find the 10 inch screen fine to use its only a bit small that a 13 inch mac. I've been using it for a while and its fine, the synaptics touchpad drivers make browsing easy because you can easily zoom in and out
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I expect a five inch phon screen to not be capable of displaying
a high enough resolution to be able to display an entire webpage and even if they did, you would struggle to read the text.

On something that is supposedly designed for web browsing though, it's fucking stupid.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Like I said, I have no problem browsing on it at all

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Well it annoys the piss out of me
So ner.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Yup streaming both from the web and from my server

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

What size and what's your budget?
No netbook is really tough by any stretch of that, you might be able to get away with dropping them on a bed or sofa but they'll die if you drop them on the floor.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I've seen some around £160-70
but there's no way I'm buying from PC world. That seems a reasonable amount to pay. If it's worth it I may spend a bit more - I have a grown up job and everything now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

They'll be shit, you need to spend £250ish to get one that wont barely run for 2 months then be shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

yeah?
any examples of good ones?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

You can get a shit laptop for 250 quid
which will be infinitely better than the best netbook.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

this may be true, but since it's bigger
I won't carry it round, thus making it a waste of time.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

So you're actively looking to spend the same amount of money
on something you know will be worse because it'll be slightly bigger?

OK. Enjoy your netbook, then.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

worse for some things
better for others. A proper real computer would be better, but I have on of those and they won't fit in my bag. Seriously, this thing won't be needed to do any heavy work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

have you thought about spending less money on a bigger bag?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

www.ebuyer.com/269805-acer-aspire-one-d255-netbook-lu-sey0d-083
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Looks pretty good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

If you get that remove Windows 7 Starter
and put the proper windows 7 on. Gaz me if you need help obtaining a copy
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

cheers - I may do that
i have a real copy for this computer (teacher edition, it was cheaper), but I don't think I'm allowed it on anything else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

My Acer Aspire One is lovely
runs windows 7 without any problems
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Oh and my daughter has dropped it loads of times
Its fine
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

what's the battery life like?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

4-6 hours depending on use
3 hours if I'm watching video. Its 2 years old now though, did more when it was new.
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I got one. It's crap.
I expected slow but it's positively snail-like.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

oh :(
I won't get one like that then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

On thing you must do when you get one is wipe it and reinstall windows when you get it
they come with loads of shit installed that slows them down loads
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

yeah - I heard that about
pretty much all computers these days.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I had mine reinstalled.
It's still shit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Should have got me to do it then

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

When I'm down your neck of the woods, I'll bring it with me : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Come to Cornwall often?

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

If it's something to take about with you, consider the 'tablet' PCs, they're good for pissing about on the internet, you can use them easierly on public transport, they fit in your bag easier, much better battery life.
I wouldn't recomend a tablet to replace a main computer, but as something for pissing about on the web when you're out'n'about, they're great. And you can get keyboard-cases for them too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I'm quite tempted by the tablet PCs.
Mainly so I canuse it to draw on. I tried a very basic graphics tablet once, but it was shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Get an iPad !!!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

You seem to be confusing me with someone who's made of money.
Do these tablets run photoshop without too many problems?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

no

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Well, that's not good enough.
Any suggestions? At the moment I've got a scanner and do my colouring in with strong liners. I'd much prefer to be able t scribble directly into PS though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Photoshop, get a half decent laptop. Glossy screen.
Might be a pain with sunlight and reflections but you get a better quality image
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I have one of those
but I was talking more in terms of graphics tablets or touch screens. Or is that what you meant?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Oh ok I have Wacom graphic tab and it's super

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

are they expensive?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Ummmm dunnoooo
GIYF
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Can we tackle the lofty subject of the main question please?
It's really important, don't fuck it up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I wouldn't watch it
Neither of them are even close to the caliber of Susanna Reid
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I dispute that.
How about if the jelly fight is extended to a four-way of Bruce, Williams, Reid and Silverton?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I think my money would be on Williams
Them Welsh birds know how to fight, innit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I think you may be right.
Bruce would put up a spirited defence though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

No it's shit and you're shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

^this
why, when there are so many lovely women out there, would you give a shit about two average looking stupid bints on the news?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Just because.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

what flavour jelly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Raspberry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Christ, someone write this man a BBC newsreader fanfic already
Where's The Luggage when you need him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

ssssh.
Don't say his name out loud. He might turn up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

He's not the Candyman
Now that I think about it, has anyone seen FreeFair since he was immortalised in type?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Like a sensible young man he chipped when the gay shit started.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

And people call me thin-skinned
What happened to the brass neck you saw fit to praise him for?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

more likely
his disappearance coincided with the start of school holidays
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

It's not like he was using the work PC like the rest of us
I assumed he'd just done his GCSEs and was therefore on summer hols earlier than usual. I reckon he realised that this is a nasty place full of cunts who hate him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

he didn't hang around long enough to realise we all hate everyone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

He did get it in the neck particularly harshly
but to my mind he brought it on himself. I'd hardly be surprised if vividly depicted gay porn featuring himself was too much.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I missed the pederastic gay porn freefair fanfic.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

The formula is as follows;
Monty + FreeFair * horribly vivid use of imagination = gay b3ta fanfic.

Now you can make your own.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

linkage?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Piss. Off.
I have no desire to read that ever again. I'm sure it could be found via search - start with "I would like to see my dinner again"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I would rather read something posted by SpankyHanky

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

EVERYONE

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

also
as an actual bender, you should be used to the abuse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Brilliant

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

don't fucking encourage him please

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

ohhhh
so very very much this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I honestly don't think he'll do it again
He said himself that whilst once is amusing in a worrying way, twice is just odd
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Did he ever tell you about the time his story was on the popular page?
Great days...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I actually missed the whole thing, including any trumpet-blowing which presumably took place
I came back after a few days away from the board and found the popular page had become HORRIBLE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Oh man, it was hi - larious...
Y'see he wrote this story, right, and it like got on the, like, popular page and everything. It was really funny...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

If I remember rightly it was on there several times
I would recommend everyone who clicked "I like this" have a word with themselves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

...and when they've done that, to let me know as I'd like one or two words with them myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Q: fuck off, shit question, I hate you.
Alt: see above
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

What do you think of this
epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/1165
Bringing back hanging is not enough, we need MORE HANGING
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I get an error message when I click on that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Oh Montague you terrible cunt.
Should I treat myself to White 1 by Sunn O))) on vinyl?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Your reasoning?
I want it so I can drop My Wall at the end of parties when people are deep in the K Hole and watch the reaction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Because I quite like them
I don't have that album, but I can highly recommend Monoliths and Dimensions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I love Sunn O)))
My favourites are White 1, White 2 and Black One.

Erszebet Bathory is tremendous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I think you have answered your own question then
If it is one of your favourites then you really should get it on vinyl. Plus Southern Lord vinyl is lovely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

That and Black One then.
Sunn O))) needs to be played very very loud and vinyl is best for very very loud while maintaining the frequency range.

Sunn O))) are my favourite metal band of the last 10 years. Arty, serious, avant garde and challenging. Very much the Peter Andre of drone metal.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I prefer Boris.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

They did an album with them
Featured album on The Freakzone last week
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I like Boris as well.
They're a bit more accessible to the common palate though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Here you go bbz
Julian Cope is on this, it is scary and hilarious at the same time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=90GVrwiE-8Y
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You might like some of this
I haven't listened to it all yet
www.mixcloud.com/BrumcastPresents/supersonic-festival-2011-preview-podcast-1/#utm_source=widget&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=base_links&utm_term=resource_link
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Llama obviously.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Afternoon Blousèd one. How the divvel are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Bored, too hot and horny.
How about you? Recovered from your death leap yet?
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I have, thank you.
And I have now resigned myself to no longer being special. It was nice while it lasted, though.

Apparently you can get these vibrators that sparkle, and you put them in the fridge or freezer or something, and if you're a sad middle aged woman you can pretend it's that boy out of Twilight or some such nonsense. That might take care of your current problems.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I am getting some but it's only intermittently.
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH B3TH!
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

"Apparently"
Did a sad middle-aged woman tell you about them?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

No.
Some weird website or other that likes mocking people. I forget its name.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Sounds rubbish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

If your boyfriend sparkles and won't have sex with you, he's not a vampire
he's something else
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

darth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)