I'm very glad you didn't die horribly.
You could offer to video the ceremony for her as a present?

Alt: at the moment, possibly my new black skirt. Or a dark blue top. But not both together.

Also, if I were made of money I would buy half the Pepperberry catalogue.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's part of the package she's getting, called love me tender or something equally lame
elvis walks her down the aisle, he sings 3 songs, she gets photos and a dvd of the ceremony
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

For some reason I find this really, really funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

GNOPs with fish is always funny

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

ris?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

GNOPs
Where you shrink someones facial features and put them back on over there normal face. Believe it or not AA isn't actually that ugly. Raoul Moat was a real life GNOPS
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Ah, I see. And what does it stand for?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Nothing - it's SPONG in reverse.
... which is where you enlarge features on a face. Hence, spongmonkeys.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Ah.
And how the devil are you, old boy?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Been working too hard, should be a law against it or something.
I try to pop in here for the odd lurk now and again though ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Good lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

You could offer to film the wedding night?
Seeing as she's your BFF, it has to be special. Either some service that will take pressure off her, or something particular to the two of you that will mean something every time she sees it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I am not flying to vegas to watch her pork her new husband
I've seen it, not with him, but I've seen it, and I don't need to see it again
Granted, it'd be especically interesting since he's about 2ft taller than her
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

The problem with Pepperberry
is that for the price, you don't get the stuff you'd expect.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I know
but short of having a personal tailor (or learning to sew) I'm never going to get clothes that fit all my lumpy bits properly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Fair enough
maybe I'm just an odd shape
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

there's little else out there in the price range
cut for the slim larger-chested lady though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

or the slightly tubby larger chested lady
It's like people aren't supposed to have disproportionately enormous boobs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

How tall are you?
That might have something to do with the differing fit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

only 5'5"
Not exactly dumpy, but not supermodel tall.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

About the same height as me then
just shows how weird bodies are I guess.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

are you thinking too short or too tall?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

too short
I don't find the clothing very flattering. It fits round the top half, but seems to neglect the idea of any kind of waist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

can't fit everyone I guess.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

then obviously the fuckers should choose to fit me
I'm not even an abnormal size
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Clearly
I dunno. Fits my missus pretty well but she's a fair bit taller than you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Or people who think there are tubbier than they actually are...
nah, the "different levels of curvyness" thing seems to cover the range of body shapes for the epically-zeppelined young lady quite well, IME.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)