He's the one with the experience in this kind of thing.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If there is alien life out there, he'll find it.
The females first, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

There's been various sightings of a creature only known as 'Bella'
I don't remember him banging fat chicks though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

And then he'll sing to them from his greatest hits compilation.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

AND then. He'll .... sing. Them. Songs from his GREATEST. Hits... collection.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I like this a lot
*eats a tribble*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Fuck Yeah, it can all be based on Tekwars, whatever the fuck those books are on about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

TJ Hooker was shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I want to watch Galaxy Quest now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

You've said that all wrong

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

it's a similar plot to
what BGB was planning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)

By Grabthar's hammer...you might be onto something there

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I once used this as a reference in class once
(I think I was trying to help a student do something on photoshop and declared "By Grabthar's Hammer, I shall [whatever it was I was doing]")

None of the students had seen it and the other lecturer who was in the room led the inevitable piss-taking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Well, as the old book says..
.."let he who is without Galaxy Quest quotes cast the first Grabthar's hammer"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Love your sig Bill.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

There was a time I watched that film so much I could name the sentences of all 12 of them
Over time I've learnt that repeating them a half second before they're said on-screen impresses no-one but myself.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)