The "what are you doing this weekend show"
Ask people on the street what they're doing for the weekend and then judge them on it silently.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"the lunch thread"
I'd also like to see a proper version of "loose women" where they all head for a club called "Roxy's" and drink buckets of breezer before getting bent over the bins round the back by a bloke in a short-sleeved Ben Sherman shirt.

Well, I wouldn't, but it would probably be better than the current version
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Hahahah
Your idea is better than mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Also, a proper version of "the one show"
where all "light entertainment" presenters must fight to the death with fuck-off swords across different periods of history.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

There must be only One Show

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

*touches nose*
*points finger*

My money's on Chris Evans, I bet he fights like a cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Gyles Brandreth would bum him to death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Bleakley all the way
She would bite everyone to death with her massive teeth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

What about Toksvik? Her and Balding could start some sort of butch lesbian tag team
"Who dares clam joust with the 'sisters of NO mercy'?"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Actually you are right on Balding
She'd kick the fuck out of Adrian Chiles no bother
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

and they'd have the power to control all the horses
just by sensible-shoed thought.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I would definitely watch that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

'Lunch Thread'
in which Matthew Wright and Nicky Campbell ask celebrities and politicians what they'll be 'nomming' on for their mid-day meal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'd actually watch that
Today John Prescott will be eating an entire water buffalo....with chips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Before bringing it back up 5 minutes later.
"Remember kids, Bulimia rules! You get twice the taste, and only half the calories!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

John Prescott - worst bulimic EVAR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)