The answer to your question is in my original post
The rankings go Beginners - Novice - Intermediate - Pre-Champ - Amateur. I know that sounds daft but once you win Amateur a few times, you can turn Professional.

Intermediate is the goal because at that level there's no restriction on syllabus so we can do whatever choreography we want.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:56, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Thriller?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Might work as part of a Paso Doble
I'll take it under advisement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

and wear sequins, wasn't it?
morning Darth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Morning you
The dress rules are variable; the major competitions have restrictions below Intermediate, but the smaller local ones will let us do the full tailcoat/slashed-to-the-waist shirt/rhinestone-tastic dresses at Novice level.

This is very exciting for Ms Foxtrot but less so for me. Partly because tailsuits are fucking expensive, and partly because the sight of me in a slashed-to-the-waist shirt would be... unseemly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

i, for one, cannot wait to see pics :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Is that the oft-traded language of sarcasm I hear?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

nonsense!
All women love men in slashed-to-the-waist-shirts. (I don't know what one is)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Here's the gayest example I could find
Warning: NSFW

fioreballroomdesigns.com/images/P/MT43.jpg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

phwoar!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Now imagine me wearing that*
*Don't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

like you expect me to read beyond a quick skim
but well done anyway. I predict that within a few years your cock will do that pre-champ thing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

You disgust me
Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Do you have to dress as a potato and a scallion when you reach pre-champ?
Hey! Whaddaya want from me it's early.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I want you to MAKE SENSE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)