How gay is your new french bike?
Does it come with a basket full of onions, garlic and white flags?

/clarkson
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah, all of the above.
It is about 50% less gay than my bike in the UK (based on cost) but very enjoyable to ride. It needs a shorter stem as the frame is slightly longer than my other bike so my hands go numb when I'm riding on the hoods.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

What was wrong with the old bike?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

it was a bike
you just answered your own question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Have you been racially abused by any more people for not knowing how to drive your sports car?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

pffft
i'm an excellent driver. he actually hit the car he squeezed up next to, rather than reverse just about 5 metres to an EMPTY SPACE. i think he was on something, to overreact like that.

with a bit of luck he'll meet you on your bike, do us all a favour.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Nothing at all
but the bike I have in the UK is in my shed, and therefore it's very difficult to use while I'm in the south of France. But the new bike I bought will live at my In-Laws house in france so when I'm out there on Holiday I can ride it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

This infomation clarifies the situation nicely
i love the South of France, where-abouts are your inlaws?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Near the town of Cahors
Which is about 60Km north of Toulouse.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Any good sausages?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Loads
I had ones with Cheese, Nuts, Wild Boar, Donkey and Herbs (not all at once).

I love dried sausage.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

dried wild boar sausage is fucking glorious
I got wild boar chorizo from greenwich market a while ago. outstanding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

now you've made me crave cheese
fucking french and their tasty tasty cheeses
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

+nob

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)