like baby bungee jumps

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or kicking strangers in the cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

This is more fun than anything else
Wearing a balaclava and duffing the in-laws up might also relieve tension
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Next time she goes round
she should keep looking around, and when they ask her what she's doing she should say "Checking to see if I'm standing on plastic".


This is funny because she is South African.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

they should dress as dognappers and steal the dog, teach it some manners and make the in laws pay to get it back
everyone wins
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I've always thought, the thing to do with a dog, is to punch it.
A dog is at foot level, so if you kick it, it's less effort than bending over and punching it in the face. Unless you're already sitting down, then you've it's more effort to stand up and kick it. You want to do the one that is more effort for maximum shock value, an you want to make sure the dog gets apropriate air, it's double good if it hits the wall with it's back and falls down limp on the first go.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)