there's an almost mathematical formula to requests for advice on here
50% rude or ridiculous answers, 20% serious answers, 20% don't give a fuck why are you asking b3ta and then getting upset answers, and then 5% winding up the posters of the serious answers and 5% responding to that...

print out lots of reports from newspapers where seemingly friendly dogs have eaten children's faces. then tell your husband to read them and to sort his parents out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

where does your answer lie?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

everything i say is in its own category of rightness
silly vipros, you know this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

both of those statements are wrong
you are suffering from dangerous delusions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

i am disappointed
i thought you were going to go down the "yes but the category is shit and dull and wrong" route.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

it must be like the constant disappointment I feel at not seeing a message in my gazbox with a picture of your tits in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

soooo.....
..... relief then?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

stop putting yourself down
I think you have an inferiority complex
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

If anything should be put down it's etc etc etc.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

HELLO DARLING

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

alright
*is slightly puzzled*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

this has made me laugh a lot more than it should
like kroney/sportscow's unfortunate gay present joke the other week. that made me choke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

huh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

*bums*

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I was talking to V though.
*waggles eyebrows*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

*shrugs*
Yeah good. Improving, which is fucking wonderful. Going to talk to someone about a dead-cert new job tomorrow which looks set to start in September, woo. How's your shit?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

glad to hear it
I'm good. handed my notice in today, I'm 30 tomorrow, which means lots of presents and my mrs is cooking katsu curry, which is fucking stupendously good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

NIIICE.
Congrats on the new job, I saw something about it the other day but my mind is a sieve at the moment. Catch up soon. Have a great day tomorrow. You arse etc etc.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Have the dogs teeth removed
and screwed into the baby's mouth, that'd show the cock licking cunt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Good answer!
Breastfeeding FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)