Using a nail gun

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

from a distance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

This is no time for Midler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

hahahaha
edit: that's the funniest thing I've read today. I'm still sniggering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Cheers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

haha

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

certainly easier to nail a dog to a ceiling that way
I can't help thinking a traditional hammer and nail approach is just going to be too awkward.

Screwfix might be the way to go, though.

Wait - is it the dog or the in-laws we're nailing to the ceiling? Or the baby? Actually, I'm going to go with the husband, I don't think there have been sufficient answers involving violence towards the husband yet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)