*He* swallowed twice?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it was hypothetical!
honestly, you lot..... as if i'd have sex before marriage....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Double dip-tastic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

She's like a broken fire hydrant

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Broken washing machine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Also
I'd be prepared to state that if he want to dip his "cheesy spring roll" into his "herby yoghurt" that's entirely his own business, surely? Although it does merely re-confirm his bottery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

no no no
it was HIS spring roll and MY yoghurt.

my god, what sort of sick filth do you lot get up to in scotland?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm not the one dipping "spring rolls" in "yoghurt"

Edit - they'd have no place up here, neither are battered.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

this is making me hungry now
the halomi spring rolls were delicious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)