I really am struggling to muster up the will to leave my bed each morning.
Only the 'emotional hardcore' music genre holds any pleasure for me these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Thank 'God' for 'Combi Christ'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Their aggressive technological dance-rock hybrid really addresses the homework-based woes of the small-town teenager of today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Perhaps you should listen to some Simple Plan

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I know not of their wonders.
By that I really meant 'God I used to be reaally into them but then the boy two streets over who copies my hair got into them and now I hate them THEY'RE SUCH LOSERS'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Just to refresh your memory
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk&ob=av2n
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)

You'd love them
xkcd.com/97/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Wow they sound 'uber-cool',
That's like 'super-cool', but with a teutonic, industrial twist. Like that brilliant band 'Rammstein' who are in no way complete tossers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

'fuck' that 'shit'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Everything just piling up?
Have you seen your daughter recently?

I hear Plumdozer might be able to help you with recommendations there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I saw her on Saturday night/Sunday morning
but was not allowed to take her to Oxford to see my cretinous pater. This upset me, work is melting my mind and Lusty's going away for a fortnight on Saturday. Boo, but also, hoo.

Any luck looking for work? I'd give you a job but I really like you and I'd rather things stayed that way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, Reply)

That's a bugger with the Oxford trip
very small-minded of your ex, given that your dad is in the UK so infrequently.

No luck with work, nowhere wants someone with a 2.ii. It's messing my mind up a little bit. Oh well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:13, Reply)

i got hired with a 2:2, all you need to do is sneak in around the back!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Did someone call?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Again, I have smirked at this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Defying the smirking ban, renegade that I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I hear that in Bolton
the pubs are thick with smoke and anybody who cracks a grin gets arrested.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Whereas anyone who chins a black is applauded
Madness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Poppet's already suggested prostitution

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I got a 2:ii, and I'm apparently unemployable
but that might be unrelated.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)

so did I
but then I did a largely useless subject so I'd have been unemployable with a 1st
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Same here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Patience, my dear.
Where are you looking (as in which town/city)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Bristol or London
Bristol because I have basically free accommodation, London because it's where I want to be
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

you should come and see mine she is awesome!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Jesting aside, I'd like that.


I've got the right fucking horn at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)

i hope being able to write this has cheered you up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I'm trying to keep my end up, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

What's your daughter doing in the 1960s Albert Finney-starring classic?
Look at that, I made a film joke, just for you. I knew you'd love it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

To my dismay I smiled thinly at that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:17, Reply)

In a pathetic attempt to continue my run of form in this respect I have been trying to conjur an amusing anagram from "I'm into film"
I have failed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm on it, MILF!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Well let us know when you come up with something
LOL!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Monty! Monty!
I said something REALLY FUNNY up there! You might even do a full smile!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Minor smirk only, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:40, Reply)

*kills self*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*does full smile*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Now I know how Patrick Swayze felt at the end of Ghost
Or, indeed, now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It's funny because he's dead

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Knew I could rely on you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

always ;-)

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)