I said
no offence. That means you're not allowed to take any
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am mortally offended.
There is only one solution: a duel!

*slaps with gauntlet*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*arms guinea pigs*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

This has given me a role-play based moment of nostalgia
I used to have a Dwarven Warrior, he was more nails than even B3th, like level 60 in everything, enchanted axe, damn near unkillable. He rode into battle. On a pig. The pig was called Bathos, he was Nails too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*rolls a D20*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Appropriate as this was Warhammer Fantasy Battle
and it used D20s I think, although 2 D10 was more normal.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

seriously? yuck!
I thought it was d&d or something. I haven't played d&d much, either, but one time I was an orc from the church of fertility - "this round I will mostly be groping that guy in the corner"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

We played AD&D for a bit
But it was shit and the combat system was too slow, so we reverted to Warhammer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

how about ADHD&D ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

We gave it a go
but everyone lost interest pretty quickly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

badum-tish
I'll set them up and you knock 'em down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

D4 gives better damage
according to Mr Norman Cook.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I always hear the line that way.
I wonder what it's supposed to mean
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I suspect exactly what you think it is.
ie, it's a D&D thing.

Either that, or it's a child's alphabet lesson and it's "D for Damager" .. but most of the lyrics sites have it as "D4 Damager"

That, or he's beating up a third of Eminem's band.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

also D4s
work well as caltrops and as such are real life damagers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)